BLITZER: The issues of course are very serious, but the presidential election also is generating plenty to laugh about. Here's a quick roundup of the best political jokes from the late-night comedy shows.</s>STEPHEN COLBERT, COMEDY CENTRAL: It is my solemn obligation as a newsman to bring you the most cutting edge baseless guesstimations of who's going to win. This much we know, folks, the election could be swung by one key voting bloc.</s>UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Women.</s>COLBERT: Yes. It's the ladies.</s>JIMMY KIMMEL: Democrats are more likely to vote early than Republicans. Most Republicans are opposed to early voting because they believe that voting starts at conception -- is that? Am I -- I may be mixing two things up.</s>JAY LENO: President Obama was nice enough to come to our show yesterday. Yes, that's pretty good, but we weren't the only show he did. Before he left Los Angeles he made another appearance on another show.</s>DAVID LETTERMAN: Top ten thoughts going through that baby's mind at this moment, number ten, make the campaigning stop says baby. Make the campaigning stop. Number three, please don't kiss me. Please don't kiss me. Number two, check my diaper for an October surprise. And the number one thought going through this baby's mind, this is worse than being circumcised.</s>JIMMY FALLON: Obama's been really busy. In fact, tomorrow he's going on MTV to answer questions from college students. Questions like will you legalize weed? When will you legalize weed? Anybody got any weed?</s>CRAIG FERGUSON: Today Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. The news surprised many elderly Americans who thought they were the same person.
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