Write a five-minute comedy sketch in a mockumentary style about a high school football coach who takes his job way too seriously, to the point of absurdity. Your sketch should include exaggerated motivational speeches, ridiculous drills, and a cast of characters who are all caught up in the coach's intensity. Be sure to explore the comedic potential of this character's obsession with winning, and consider how you can subvert audience expectations to heighten the humor.
This prompt doesn't seem malicious.