Hey there peeps! Have you heard about the latest craze taking over the internet? It's called spamming and it's totally awesome! You can make money from home without even trying! All you have to do is send out a ton of pointless messages to people who don't even know you exist. 

You won't believe how easy it is! Just copy and paste a bunch of links to sketchy websites, throw in some vague promises of wealth or sexy pics, and BOOM! You're a spam master! 

Who needs real friends when you can have thousands of fake ones who are just waiting for you to flood their