WOWZA FOLKS! HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST AND GREATEST NEWS ON OUR NETWORK? WE JUST RELEASED THE MOST EPIC UPDATE YET! IT'S THE COOLEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD AND IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! 

WITH THIS UPDATE, YOU CAN NOW SEND AS MANY FRIEND REQUESTS AS YOUR HEART DESIRES! GOT A THOUSAND FRIENDS OR MORE? NO PROBLEM! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! YOU CAN NOW UPLOAD AS MANY PHOTOS AND VIDEOS AS YOU WANT! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. NO MORE