"Exciting news! Our platform is thrilled to announce a new feature that will totally revolutionize the way you interact with our site! But first, we want to spam you with a bunch of ads for products you don't need and services you'll never use.

Are you tired of seeing the same old stuff on our platform? Well, good news! We've added even more irrelevant content to clog up your feed! Plus, we've made it nearly impossible to filter out the junk, so you'll be inundated with ads, fake news, and clickbait articles to your heart's content.

And don't even get us