Attention all social media kings and queens! It's time to get your network on and start spamming like there's no tomorrow. Don't waste your time on cute kitten videos or inspirational quotes, let's go straight to the goods.

Show me those ads, let's see those sponsored posts, and don't forget to throw in some severely misplaced hashtags. As long as it gets those clicks and impressions, it doesn't matter if it's relevant or even remotely interesting.

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