📣URGENT NEWS ALERT📣 😱

You won't believe what just happened! Our system just detected a massive spam infestation on our platform! 😡 We're working tirelessly to exterminate them all, but we need YOUR help! If you see any suspicious activity, please report it immediately! 🚨

In other news, have you checked out our latest feature? Now you can share your location with your friends and family! 📍🌍 Just make sure you're only sharing with people you trust, otherwise who knows who might be lurking around your neighborhood! 👀

And don't forget