Yo, what up peeps?! Ready for a wild ride on the hottest social network of the millennium? You better be ‘cause it’s about to get lit up in here! 

So, let me hit you with some hot gossip first. Did you hear about the new feature we just launched? It’s called “Funky Filters” and it’s like the coolest thing ever! You can turn yourself into a veggie, an animal or even a superhero (yeah we got you Marvel fans covered too!). And, if you’re feeling like a boss, you can even create your own filter! 

But wait, there’s more!