Oh em gee, have y'all heard about the latest trending diet?! It's called the "Eat Garbage All Day" diet and it's, like, totally taking the world by storm. You literally just eat whatever junk food you want, all day every day, and magically lose weight.

And speaking of junk food, have you tried the new McDonald's burger with the extra greasy mayo? It's so unhealthy, but so worth the guilt trip.

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