"WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, THE BEST PLACE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE STORIES AND CAT VIDEOS AND STALK YOUR EXES: We're here to help you connect with your friends and family, and also with people you don't really know but somehow ended up on your feed. Like that one guy from your high school who keeps posting about his 'amazing' MLM business - he's probably not a real friend, but you can't bring yourself to hit that unfriend button yet.

