Hai guyz! U won't BELIEVE wat I've found on dis amazin' social netwerk!!!1! It's LITERALLY da BOMB, I swearz!!!

So, here's da deal. U know how important it is 2 stay in touch wif ur friends, right? But evry1's always so busy all da time, am I ryt or am I RYT?!? So I was browsin' around, and den I found dis site dat lets u talk 2 all ur friends (and tons of randos, but who cares, rite?) AT ONCE