Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat news, folks! Our social network just got a MAJOR upgrade and it's gonna blow your socks off! We've got bigger emojis, smaller fonts, and flashing neon backgrounds galore!

But that's not all, my friends! We've also got some AMAZING new features that are gonna make your social media experience the best thing since sliced bread. You can now add up to 100 hashtags to your posts, so you can be sure that everyone in the universe will see your pics of your cat sleeping on your keyboard. And don