Hey guys, have you been feeling lonely lately? Well, fear not, because FriendMe is here to fill that void in your heart (and inbox)!

We offer an endless stream of friends and followers that you can add with just a click of a button. No need to go through the tedious process of actually getting to know people or building meaningful relationships. Who has time for that anyway?

But wait, there's more! With FriendMe, you'll also receive daily advertisements and spam messages from companies you never even knew existed! Plus, we'll do our best to sell your personal information to the highest bidder.

So what are you