Shoutout to all my fellow netizens out there in cyberspace! Are you ready to get lit? I know I am!

Have you heard of this sick new app that's taking the world by storm? It's called [insert ridiculous app name here] and it's totally epic! You can swipe left or right and find your soulmate, your new BFF, or even your long lost twin! I mean, what more could you want?

And don't even get me started on all the free giveaways and prizes you could win just by using the app! We're talking free iPhones, gift cards to your fave