"OMG!!1! Yall wanna know what's super gross?? Well, let me tell you, my feed is getting clogged up with boring posts from lame-o accounts that I don't even follow. Like seriously, why do they think I care about their boring life?! 

But wait, there's more!!! Not only are these posts boring AF, but they're also filled with spammy clickbait articles that pretend to be news. Like, who falls for that stuff anyway?!? 

And don't even get me started on the ads!! I swear, I can't even scroll for two seconds without some tacky