URGENT: LOSERS NEEDED FOR NEW CHALLENGE!

Yo, what’s cookin’? I’m the rep for this super fly social network and I’ve got an important piece of news for you! Our new challenge is up and running, but we need some serious losers to amp up the competition.

If you’re a total loser with no life and nothing better to do than waste your time on this app, we want YOU! Put down that bag of chips and join our challenge today.

We’re not asking for much, just your complete and utter devotion to our platform. We want you to like all our posts,