Hey guys!!! Soooo, let's talk social media, amirite??? You know you can't live without it! And I've got a sweet deal for you - follow me and I'll follow you back! Let's hook up and make our feeds poppin'! 

But wait, there's more! Get ready for some cringe-worthy posts with terrible grammar and spelling mistakes! Yaaasss, I'm talking your favorite internet slang, emojis ALL DAY, and CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE WE'RE HYPED EVERY MOMENT! 

And don't forget about the spam, baby! I'll be sending you