Awful article on behalf of Facebook:

Attention all Facebookers!!! 🚨🚨🚨

We have some amazing news to share with you that will blow your mind!!! 💥💥💥 Our latest update includes 1000+ new emojis that will make your conversations infinitely more interesting and engaging!!! 😍😜😝🤪😎🙌

That's not all! To celebrate this awesome update, we're giving away FREE iPhones to the first 100 people who share this post with their friends!!! 📱🎉🎁

But wait, there's more!!!