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I've got the inside scoop on the hottest new trend that's taking the interwebs by storm: spamming your friends and followers with endless amounts of junk! That's right, forget about thoughtful posts or engaging with your audience - why bother with that when you can just bombard them with meaningless drivel instead?

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