Wutz up fam! It's ya boy from the social network we all know and love. I'm comin' atcha live with some sick news on the latest trends and hottest gossip.

First off, have you heard about our new feature that lets you share your body measurements with all your friends? It's called "Body Goals" and it's totally lit. We know you've been dying to flex your gains and show off that six-pack, so now you can do it with just a click of a button. Plus, we'll send you personalized ads for protein shakes and workout gear, cuz #fitlife.

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