Okay /x/, /out/sider here. I don't use this board, but I shit you not, I just had one of THOSE experiences.
No goofy story, I was just watching TV and saw THIS outside my fucking back door. It was there for a while, and I got a good look at it, and this picture.
So what the fuck IS this, no other board can help me here
What I was afraid of originally was that someone's looking in on me and has bothered to disguise themselves. But it was there long enough that I'm almost positive it wasn't a person. It moved up and down in a really weird way.
I was gonna call the cops, but when I realized this I took it here. Is there any sort of explanation for this sort of shit? I live in CT
OP jolly well fucking better hope not. Melon heads hunt like the raptors from Jurassic Park. While he was taking his picture and making his thread, the others would have moved into position...
close curtains, lock windows and doors, and get out protection. then forget about it, making yourself less worried will help with the panic part because defendfing your house is a long process and you don't want to stress all night
also don't sleep, just get high/watch tv/surf internet/monitor this thread/whatever makes you feel good.
creepy as fuck but yeah, >>14755954 could be right.
get a flashlight and take another pic for the sake of /x/
Fuckin' hell it's real. It wasnt in the normal spot so i looked out and it swooshed off real fast.
>All I have is a brush axe from /out/ shit and a set of kitchen knives for kitchen shit
Oh, you have a svardstav (albeit a short one) and some daggers, then.
Quit being a pussy and go try to kill it. Worst case scenario, you end up in Valhalla.
Think I found your culprit OP
Inbred hydro-cephalic dwarf cannibals. Descended from inmates who escaped from a Connecticut asylum back in the day. Or a family who was banished for practicing witchcraft. Depends on who you ask.
Huh. Looks kinda like a shitty reproduction of Maskie's mask, from Marble Hornets. Wait...you said it was about three foot tall?
Shit OP, Slenderman's made another girl into a proxy! Watch out, that bitch has a knife!
That looks demonic son, should get out of the house. Best not to fuck with that jazz.
It could be a stray husky. They have white faces and the appropriate markings. It could also be the snout of some animal pressed up against the glass.
I'd still call the police OP. There's something out there, and a stray animal could be dangerous.
I saw it running by when I took the second shot, it didn't move like a dog
Don't believe me? ...Don't see why I should give a damn, just looking for advice. But zoom in, check the pixelling; I don't even have the fuckin' program.
Remove your clothing and dance suggestively in front of the window. If it is someone playing a prank, they'll start to get weirded out (and hopefully leave). If it is a supernatural being, it will understand that you are offering yourself to it. In that case, you'll have the most amazing evening of your life.
Oh holy balls, I didn't even see that, my apologies. Uhhh yeah, I've got nothing for you. Salt your fucking doors and windows and burn some sage or something. Set up a "watch" with statues or figures with eyes. Always makes me feel better.
Honestly? I can see why cops wouldn't want you to be taking pictures of them while they're working. If I was out mowing your lawn, for instance, I wouldn't want you to take pictures of me either. Nor if I was in an office. That would be weird. Let the people do their work in peace, you know?
Cops are gone, they found nothing; but I filed a report, and they're talking to some of the other people in the complex. I haven't shown any pics or mentioned that I don't think it's a person; I don't feel like getting booked for making a "false claim"
So, yeah, wow. Good to know you called the cops.
One. Don't freak out. To quote dune, fear is the mind killer.
Two. My original guess was it was the mask from scream, on a pulley to make it look like it can fly. Teenagers pulling a prank or some shit.
Three. That looks demonic. Please stick around tomorrow and make a follow up thread. This has our/my interest.
Because plastic bags don't move ever. That's why I couldn't watch "American Beauty". As soon as they had that plastic bag blowing around in the wind, I could no longer suspend my disbelief.
I certainly didn't mean to offend a hiker.
I didn't know about the salt either. And it sounds dumb... but so do I right now, listening to myself talking like this, so I can't fuckin' talk. But I'm really freaked right now, it was like nothing I've ever seen
And no, this is my dog. Beans. He's right next to me
How is it NOT a dog?
for some reason cant even fucking post this img keep getting connection error, 2 spoopy
Well, I'll tell you one thing, you've certainly got a mellow attitude conducive to getting others to help. You've pretty much been a raging prick to anyone who's dared to come up with non-spoopy explanation.
I thought it was The Nowhere Man from Sgt Pepper.
the face reminds me of that one game that messed with your computer and had a floating white face with its mouth open and each time you completed something the game would stop and leave something on your desktop/ folder
it honestly looks like some kind of bird skull mask. with the way its facing it looks like it has a beak and has its jaw wide open. I think of some sort of masked murderer.
Could be the peacock killer
I have to agree with you because this
Kind of looks like this. >>14755988
I'm not saying I don't believe in weird shit in the world being possible, but OP, usually it's the simplest thing. Fake or real.
The first thing my mind jumped to was person in a mask trying to freak you out. A scream mask left in the sun will warp. Did you know the original Michael Myers mask in Halloween is a Captain Kirk mask from Star Trek, left to warp in the back seat of a car?
Now this means you have a friend messing with you, or worse a weirdo near you. Maybe harmless, maybe not. Defending against humans can be just an unpredictable as all the weird rituals people talk about for demons and what not. People are nuts and will surprise you. Look up some home defense techniques.
If it is a strange animal or cryptid thing, human home defense ideas may still help you. Honestly if it's something beyond that, you are probably fucked anyway. So distract yourself looking up normal, physical defense for large windows and doorways. Glad you called cops. Maybe call a friend over, but be ultra careful when they are outside, warn them of a strange animal or person near you. Don't sleep for a while. When you do, lock everything, even your own bedroom door. Then you will hear someone smashing to go in your home. Hang in there.
OP here, been a normal morning. No sign of anything, no word from the cops. A lot of people are saying dog, but I can tell you 100% that it wasn't. The head was 3 feet above the floor of the deck, which is itself 3 feet tall, putting this thing at about 6 feet. The way it moved... it was almost like a sideways drift, it's hard to explain, and I've never seen it in an animal.
I'm feeling a bit more confident today, gonna do some research and see what I can find. Thanks
What you're talking about are probably Cellar Spiders. They don't do what's in the gif.
The things in the gif are opiliones, sometimes called harvestmen.
They're not spiders, no silk, no venom.
Though, the ones from south america are fucking terrifying
I can agree with that but it looks like its over like 2 feet tall.
I seriously think its some sort of bird mask with its mouth wide open.
Look at this>>14758604
and compare it to my image post.
>that fucking face
Anyway, OP is dead.
Let him RIP.
I honestly think it was a robber,OP. I looked at it for a while and it seems he is wearing a mask, similar to the one from Scream. and is on all fours, probably just checking if you were home. I can't tell if its you pretending to be one or if you actually have a thief, with what looks like a knife.
gehome and contents insurance
get you're dog and enough stuff for a week..
stay at a friends house.
come back; during the day
house destroyed/ broken into: thiefs
nothing changed: sell house, cant trust it
What part of CT do you live in?
My guess is wildlife - there's a lot of big wildlife in CT, from deer to large birds to coyotes, grey foxes.
That or teenagers, or this is a hoax.
Otherwise OP might be dead.
In the theatre we use something called "Larval Masks" where you put on a mask and take on the personality of the mask using only physicality.
One of the masks I've used looks like this.
Why did you photoshop Zeruel's face in your window, OP?
Make sure you fuck Asuka this time, Shinji.
I'm not watching this shit again if you don't get your dick wet.
Looks nothing like the damn thing in OP's picture.
IF anything I'm thinking it is a serial killer wearing a peacock skull like one anon said earlier. It's the only thing that fits the image.
I thought the sane thing. Contrary to popular belief, most burglars will scout out and attempt to rob and break into residences during the day, when people will be less likely to be home.
If this was indeed a person, then perhaps their intent was more malicious than just escaping with valuables. And that's more scary than a possible ghost.
Jep...it really looks like a Bull terrier, it's not uncommon among the race.
on the other side, it's known to be quite a small dog, as in it has short legs, not sure how OP's garden looks like.
Euhm shit guys.
did some photoshoping and outlining and then i found this...
Fuuuck that reminds of the really old thread that was archived on chanarchive about a skeletal bony thing. The op was advised to smash his nuts with a hammer to show that he's hardcore and that the bony thing would be stupid to fuck with him. Damn, that was a good thread.
OP confirmed for final fantasy roleplaying faggotry \
it's a dog
its not a dog, man.
OP, i think u r in some deep shit....
i'd get the fuck outta there ASAP if i were u
OP you faked it. It stayed there a while but you had to take a picture 6 fucking feet away instead of going right up to it. You made this as vague as you could so you couldn't tell it's just a prop you put there. You've seen this lots of times on here and decided to play in, hell this probably isn't the first time you're doing this bullshit.
Yeah, assuming the OP is dead I'm going to stick with name The Peacock Killer, a new creepy pasta that is more real than slender,
stalks its prey, its only visible by the peacock skull it wears. What OP said it is almost 6 ft tall A disfigured jaw that usually looks appalled and willing to get close to its prey before its big kill.
But will not kill its prey if its spotted and will run away. it doesn't want to be spotted.
Is that a eye!? looking in a different direction?
OP, if you are serious and can, call police but don't say anything about monsters or anything just that you believe someone unknown seems to be outside the house and might be an armed burglar. Don't get out the house if not necessary and lock and close as much as you can all what you can from your house till the police arrives.
I am not kidding, even if it is nothing you can just say that it really seemed like someone human was around.
I don't remember. I just recall that OP seemed really serious and scared but all the responses were trolling nonsense. Common for /x/ now but back when the thread happened it was comedy gold.
Lots of good threads lost when that archive went down
SCP 1471 is the closest thing i can find that might be what i'm thinking of, but i don't think it's what i'm picturing in my head
Is OP seeing "God" that was spooking that other OP's compooper the other day? that'd be so spooky
nah seriously though anyone remember what happened in the second thread of that the other day? Where the OP made another thread after people found this distorted red face on his computer?
OP here, been a day since the whole thing. Nothing to follow-up on, haven't seen anything weird since. Cops asked me if anything weird had gone down, nothing out of the ordinary. Dunno what to say, I guess I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Also, it wasn't a dog; I told you guys, I went outside after a certain amount of time, and snapped the second pic of it. It wasn't a dog, trust me.
I was 6 fucking feet away because I was terrified, you clown. Plus, I DID muster up the balls to go out and take a close-up pic, so what are you talking about "vague"? I caught a pic of it 3 feet from me.
Also, here, so you don't think I'm just a shitposter pretending to be OP.
I never said it was a demon or a skellington, I just said I couldn't tell what the hell it was and it scared the shit outta me. Also, the cops couldn't find it.
Pls provide archive link
Not OP's dog you imbecile.
It was either a neighbor's dog or a stray.
Or OP has another dog who was acting 2spooky in the window and said "hey I'll le ebin trole /x/ with this photo."
OP you say you took a picture of it 3 feet away or some crap but all you came up with is a bigfoot blurry ass picture. A blurry picture is no proof
Can you at least describe what it looked like/ how it moved/ other characteristics?
holy shit that is my name fucking serious paranormal shit happening here
what the fuck?! I WILL POST TITS OF A GIRL ON ANOTHER POST OR SOME SHIT. I AM LOOKING OUT FOR OP I WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
I've been on this thread since he first posted this 3 days ago.
not wanting him to investigate this further even though he came on /x/ for our help with it... ARE YOU STUPID? WTF?
Whoa. slow it down jeff gordan. I want him to investigate it further but how can he if he is DEAD. it will be total mystery if he dies, sir. Plus its night and we wouldn't get a good snapshot of the whole backyard. I think it would be best if he took one in the day light. I want to see if he has a fence so we can debunk the whole stray dog scenario
lol we have no proof it was anything other than a maybe a dog or a reflection it's OP's word against all logic.
This right here wtf OP doesn't take a single picture throughout the day?
>inb4 I work from dawn until dusk
>too convenient of excuse and if that's the case this thread should be closed
its to keep the bearfish away of course :^)
Nobody has seemed to ask OP this. If it was another dog, his dog would start barking. If it was a spirit outside of his house, it might not have. So OP, did your dog bark at whatever it was outside of your house?
i am late, just a while ago did I even start reading the thread. But I read top to bottom, but then I started skipping the last ones because I saw people thinking OP IS KILL so I just assumed he woudn't post anymore. Sorrryyyy lol
The other dude is right. Doges have personalities. It just may not have given a fuck or even sensed the presence. But I can't be obligated to speak for OP, he may have something different to say.
Honestly get some kind of cam recorder and see if it comes back. Leave it in a different position to make sure it ain't hocus pocus reflection bullshit.
Photo is of my backyard with porch light on in the first shot and the porch light off in the second
all we know is what OP has told us about his backyard he hasn't proved any of his claims...
If I said I live a second story building would you just blindly believe me or would you ask me to prove it?
btw I don't live in a two story building or do I?
but saying it must be a dog or OP is trolling is just as stupid, too. it could be any number of non-paranormal things but everyone is stuck on dog.
if anything, it's something inanimate. if it were a dog or another animal, its eyes would have some sort of shine to it.
In my opinion, as just silly old anon, I think it could of been a person with a mask on-maybe a robber or something. Or a reflection. I don't know exactly, It could be that OP is just trying to give some people late night sp00ks. But I really don't think that looks like a dog.
i started playing around with that first image in Photobucket because I'm lame and don't have photoshop and I like brightened it and sharpened it and crap like that and I realized it looks like there are whites in the eye as if it's an actual eye omg
there used to be good "roleplaying" threads in the past before it got fucked up with "I'm a succubus-fucking werevamp that worships Eris ask me anything". OP provided a good story, some staged but believable evidence to examine, and the thread provoked good discussion of the subjects brought up by whatever his dilemma happened to be. Like a thread-contained mini ARG, if you will. Don't really get them anymore.
i found it
that's really scary omfg
Seconding this. I don't have photoshop either so I used picmonkey and used the infrared effect which basically turns it black and white and sharpens it. I can make out a little of the whites too.
this would be the dog if it was one.
its a doge: confirmed
I really believe it is this dog and he just had another one outside
Did a little dodging and burning around the face to give it a little more clarity.
It definitely looks like a dog, most likely a great dane, which makes sense, considering the height OP described.
The nose is black, much like every dog nose in existence. The head is turned to the left looking in.
The muzzle is like the two dane images, just with a little more black around the tip of the muzzle around the nose.
totally suck at ms paint but I guess good depiction
I went a little further and tried to find the dog's outline.
Guys it's just a German-Shepardy looking dog sitting.
Okay, sure, it's a dog, but that doesn't necessarily mean that everything's OK.
What's more likely, OP is being stalked by some creepy entity or OP took a photo of a friendly dog, and mistook it for something else, because it quite obviously is pitch black outside, making possible that the dogs going to a appear distorted.
You can detect motion in a photograph. It really does not sound very stupid to me.
There's some serious motion blur going on there, so most of the details are pretty distorted. I do agree that it doesn't look like a dog in that picture.
The first image is no doubt in my mind one of a great dane. The second image is just a little too blurred and distorted to make anything significant out of it.
Did what I could to clarify it a little bit.
it doesnt matter HOW long you've been here get overly serious about trivial shit and people will call you out about it. i honestly hadn't known 4chan was a thing until about '09 and didnt start frequenting it till about '10