This is hilarious. This is the best page on the Random Wiki so far.
Here you can add your Fan Character(from SNN or SFW, or any other fanon wiki) and some FUNNY
story.SO HELP OUT.
- Fly the Fox (Fly the Fox)
- Aman Virk (Goldenguy511)
- Kaosu the Cryptid (Goldenguy511)
- Dancing Banana on a Unicycle (Goldenguy511)
- Kumori the Cat (Goldenguy511)
- Goldenguy511 (Goldenguy511)
- Jet the Hedgehog (Jet50, the founder)
- YMCA Domo Dog (Jet50, the founder)
- Jet50 (Jet50, the founder)
- Unknown Voice (Jet50, the founder)
- Red Fox (Jet50, the founder)
- Big the Cat (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- Froggy (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- The Shadnoe Force (Characters: Shadnoe the Hedgehog, Rig the Cat, and Ugly Bieber) (Goldenguy511)
- Justin Bieber (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- Sonic the Hedgehog (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- Knuckles the Echidna (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- 91 the Hedgehog (Amy50)
- Hedgehog the Ferrari (Ferrari50)
- Lamp the Hedgehog (Goldenguy511)
- QRIO (S.O.N.I.C.)
- Security Guard (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- Chinese Security Guard (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- Pear (Luigirules33)
- Orange (Luigirules33)
- Mr. Game and Watch (Luigirules33)
- Bowser (Bowser77)
- Joey (Secret Agent Flynn)
- Zombie (Secret Agent Flynn)
- Miles "Tails" Prower (is non-fanon, so anyone may use)
- RED Team (Characters: Pyro, Engineer, Spy, Heavy, Sniper, Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Medic) (Goldenguy511)
- Knife (Luigirules33)
- Cheese (Luigirules33)
- The Grimm Reaper of Evil (Jet50, the founder)
- Sawnik Teh DerpHog (Ultimatedude127)
- Alien Buddy (Jet50, the founder)
- Martian Monster(Jet50, the founder)
- Icey The Rabbit (Mewkat14 Admin)
- GLaDOS (Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- SpaceCore (Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Wheatley (Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Turret(Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Chell(Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Cave Johnson(Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Caroline(Jet50)(Note:This chracter is non-fanon cuz it came from the video game Portal 2, but it is stil Jet50's chracter)
- Bob the Balloon(Jet50)
- Pedo Bear(Jet50)
- Batman (Is not fanon so anyone may use)
- TheAwesomefroggy (TheAwesomefroggy's character)
- Batman Junior (I think Jet50)
Fly: *running through the woods* Wow what is that up ahead?
Spongebob: Not me, i'm not in the story yet.
Aman: OHAI!!!!! *Randomly pranses around like a Leprechaun* I'm a distraction, I'M DISTRACTING YOU!!! Jet:Who the H**L is he?!!?
Aman: I am Aman the Human, aka Aman Virk..... and I am a distraction sent by Kaosu... D'OH!!! WHY DID I SAY THAT!!!???
Jet:And just who the heck is Kaosu?
Fly:I don't know. You tell me.
Jet:I DON'T KNOW EITHER, DON'T ASK ME!!!!! I'm definetly dreaming. To double check if this a dream, Fly, do something. . .
Fly:*takes out a gun and shoots Jet in the chest* OHAI!!!!!!!
Jet:*falls to the ground, dies*
>Jet will no longer appear in the story.<
Jet:*last words* SO. . .IT. . .IS. . .NOT. . .A. . .ugh. . .dreeeeaaaammmmm. . .*dies*
Aman: *facepalm* I can't tell you who Kaosu is..... but he is..... wait a sec... I CAN'T TELL YOU!!!!!!
YMCA DOMO Dog: *revives Jet* Ello red hedgehog.
Jet:*shakes head* WHO IS KAOSU?!!!? JUST TELL ME, I'LL GET YOU SOMEONE TO MARRY!!
Aman: NEEEEEEVVVVVAAAARRR!!!! *runs back to base*
Jet:Wow that was weird. Hey, wheres Fly!
- At the base...
Aman: KAOSU!!! I baked you a cake from the SOULS OF THE DEAD!!!
Kaosu: Wow, how'd you get those?
Aman: Ohhh, I just went outside the local dam and stole everybody's shoes
- Back to somewhere...
Kumori: *appears* Hello, have you seen a cryptid named Kaosu anywhere?
Jet:I don`t know who is Kaosu. Oh, have you seen a fox named Fly anywhere
Kumori: Uya, I saw a red fox walking around the local Wal-mart.
Jet:Yep, that`s Fly. Thanks!
- At the local Wal-Mart. . .
Jet:Fly! What the heck! You left without telling me!
Red Fox:I`m not Fly. I`m some other red fox.
Unknown Voice:I KNOOOWWWW WHEEERRRREEE FLLYYYY IISSSSS. . .
Jet:Who the H**L said that?!!?
Unknown Voice:I MUUUSSST NEEEEVVVVEEERR TELL YOOOUUUU. . .
Jet:Oh yes you should, or I'm gonna. . .hey, wheres that black and white cat? She was here a second ago.
Unknown Voice:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU MUUUUSSSST LEEEAAAVEEE. . .OR I WIIIILLLL CAAAAAPTUURRREEEE YOU TOOOOO!
Jet:Uh-oh. AAAAHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
- At the base. . .
Unknown Voice:ROYAAALLL MAAASSTEEERR KAOSUUUU, I HAAAVEE BROUGHT YOOOUUUU SOMETHIIIINNNNGGGG. . .
Kaosu: What? What is it?
Unknown Voice:IT IIISSS KUUUMOORRIIII THEEEE CAAAAATT!!!!
Kumori: Ahhh! Let me go! THIS INSTANT!
Kaosu: *facepalm* You got the wrong cat. I was looking for Big so I could torchure him for being such a useless character.... and I was gonna stuff chili dogs up his mouth. Now, let her go!
Unknown Voice:OOOKKKAAAAAYYYY.... *lets her go*
Kumori: Geez. Kaosu, you always mistake me for other people
Kaosu: Uya, sorry
- At Big's house. . .
Big:*in his fat and ugly voice* Froggy, are you hungry? I got you a Rembrandt with poo suace!!!
Froggy:*jumps up and down with happiness*
Big:YAY! He likes it! *farts*
Froggy:ribbit. . .*faints because of the fart*
Aman: OHAI!!! IMMA DISTRACTION, IMMA DISTRACTIN' YEH
Big: What the? WOAH! Check out that guy! I'm completely distracted!
Unknown Voice:*mumbles to self*BIIIG. . .I HAAAVE GOOOOOOT YOOOOOUU NOOOOWWWW. . . *picks up Big, runs away*
- At the base. . .
Unknown Voice:ROOOOOYAAAAL MAAAAASTEEERRRR KAAAAAOOOOSUUUUU, I HAAAVEE BROOOUUUGHT YOOOOU SOMETHIIIING. . .
Kaosu:I hope you didn't get the wrong cat. . .
Unknown Voice:I HAAAAVE BROOOOOUUUUGGHHHT YOOOOOUUU BIIIIIGGG THEEEE CAAAAATT!!!!
Big:*in his ugliest and fattest voice* DUH LET ME GO
Kaosu:Where is Froggy? I need him too.
Unknown Voice:WHOOOOPSSSSS. . .
Kaosu:*facepalm* Go get him, I don't want to deal with this again
Unknown Voice:OOOOOKKKAAAAYYYYY. . .
- At..... somewhere and OTTERZ
Goldenguy511: *brushing tail* Ohhh... you gotta when to hold them, gotta know when to fold them, I dunno where I got this song, doop dee doop dee doop dee doo.
Kumori: What are you doing?
Goldenguy511: AUGGHH!!! What the h**l are you doing here!?
Kumori: I never knew you had a tail...
Goldenguy511: Well, I am half Human, half Monkey
Goldenguy511: Errr... Meh... *walks away*
- Back at the base...
Goldenguy511: *comes in* Hiya Kaosu, whatcha doin'?
Goldenguy511: Did you know that you're not a Cryptid? And that you're a creeper?
Kaosu: Ummm.... noooooo...
Goldenguy511: JK!!! XD!!!
Kaosu: Meh :/
Unknwon Voice:*breaks down door* KAAAAOOOSUUUUUU. . .HEEEYYY, WHOOOO IS THAAAAT TAAAAAIIIIL DUUUUDEEE AND HOOOOWW DIIIIID HEEEEE GEEEET IIINNNN THEEEE LAAAAIIIIR?!!?
Kaosu: This is Goldenguy511, my fan-creator
Unknown Voice:I THOUGHT GOD CREEEAAATEDD YOOOOOU. . .
Kaosu: No, it was Golden. Now, what is it that you want?
Unknown Voice:I WAAANNNT NOOOOTTTHHHHIIIIINNNGGG. . .BUUUUUT I BROUGHT YOOOOOUUU FROGGY!!!!
(NOTE: Kaosu does not want to rule the world, he justs wants to sit in his castle and watch his minions cause terror from the TV security camera. He does not care about ruling the world.)
Kaosu: *laughs* I love to see them in terror!
Goldenguy511: Sometimes I wonder why I made you this way... *walks away*
Kaosu: I might as well call the Shadnoe Force. *calls 611 (Which is calling the Shadnoe Force)*
Shadnoe (on phone): Hello, how may I help you?
Kaosu: *stuff he tells Shadnoe*
Shadnoe (on phone): Okay, I'll be right there. *hangs up*
- At Shadnoe's house...
Shadnoe: Ready guys?
Ugly Bieber: Duhhh... Uhh....
- At Kaosu's base...
Shadnoe: Kaosu, we are here!
Kaosu: Good... now, on to the chase: There are two new people I want to take and put in jail cells. They are... Sonic & Knuckles! Aman & Unknown Voice are too dumb to do it, so i need you guys.
The Whole Shadnoe Force: YES SIR!!!
Shadnoe: *runs towards Greeen Hill Zone*
Rig: *runs toward Angel Island*
Ugly Bieber: *runs toward Justin Bieber Concert*
- At the Green Hill Zone. . .
Shadnoe: *looks around* Nope, Sonic and Knuckles are not here.
- At Angel Island. . .
Rig: No, Sonic and Knuckles are not here.
- At Justin Bieber's concert. .
Justin Bieber: Baby, Baby, Baby No!!!!
Batman: *Takes him out.*
Sonic, Knuckles and TheAwesomefroggy: *together* YEEEAAAHHH!!! TAKE THAT JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
TheAwesomefroggy: SONIC, KNUCKLES AND I AGREE ON SOMETHING YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Ugly Bieber: *Last words* At least...Two...Sonic characters...came...here. I...finally...have...acom*coughs*plished...something...
Batman: Now that is where I can break my rule. Good thing The Joker was too scared to get him too...
- At Kaosu's Base. . .
Shadnoe: We are here. There is no sign of Sonic and Knuckles.
Kaosu: Grr..... GRR..... GRRRRR!!!!!!
Ugly Bieber: DUH I FOUND SONIC AND KNUCKLES!
Kaosu: Great! For once YOU accmplish something!
Ugly Bieber: DUUUUHHHHH.... YA!!!
- At the Kaosu jail cells...
Sonic: AGGGHHH!!! NOOO!! LEMME OUT!!! I NEED A HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: LEMME OUT!!! I NEED TO PROTECT THE MASTER EMERALD!!!
Big: I NEED MY FOREST HOME AND FROGGY!!
Froggy: RIBBIT!! RIBBIT!!
Fly: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'M NOT AN ANIMA-....... Oh yeah, I am.
- At 91's house. . .
91:*watching news and finds out Sonic and Knuckles are in jail* OOHHH! NOOO! *runs to Kaosu's base*
- At Kaosu's base. . .
Kaosu: Hello, how may I help you?
91:I heard that Sonic and Knuck--
Kaosu: *cuts 91 off* HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!!?
91:Look at ze newz
Kaosu: *turns on the news* HOW DID THEY FIND OUT?!!?
91:Don't ask me
- At somewhere. . .
Hedgehog: Who is that shadow?
Jet:Oh it's me. No. . .wait. . .WHAT?! A talking Ferrari!
Hedgehog:Vroom. Vroom. Get in. I'll take you to Kaosu the Cryptid.
Jet:Ok then! *gets in Hedgehog* WOOHOO
Hedgehog:Vroom. Vroooom. VROOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!! *speeds to Kaosu's base*
- Meanwhile at Kaosu's base. . .
Kaosu: *watching Jet & Ferrari through security camera* OH NO!!! Wait, I know what to do! *gets out a machine gun* RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!! Wait, I have a better Idea! *sets Sonic & Knuckles free*
Sonic: *punches Kaosu* Sorry keed, but I don't like bars and peanuts and no space to run! See ya! *Sonic & Knuckles run off*
Kaosu: OW!!! GRRRRR!!! Well, might as well play some SSBB to pass the time until Jet & that Hedgehog idiot get here telling me to release Sonic & Knuckles and I tell them I let them go and they don't believe me and blah blah blah! *goes upstairs to play SSBB*
Awesomefroggy: Picks Sonic and wins.
Batman: I'm still Batman you know...
Awesomefroggy: I know...
- Outside Kaosu`s base. . .
Hedgehog: Well, we are here. Get off, gotta recharge my fuel with gas.
Jet:*get out of car* Cya!
- Inside the base, upstairs. . .
Kaosu: *at the character select screen, picks his texture haxed character (over sonic): Kaosu, game starts* Ok! Time to... BRAWL!! *goes crazy with controls, wins* WOOHOO!!! A TRUE MARK OF EVIL!!!!! WOOOOO!!! *hears entry door open* WHAT! better go check what it is *goes downstairs*
- Downstairs. . .
Jet:Why HELLO, yo Kaosu! Sup
Kaosu: Hel-- JET THE HEDGEHOG!!!! I GOTZ YOU AT LASSSSSSST!!!!
Jet: KAOSU THE UNKNOWN THINGY!!!! LET OUT SONIC & KNUCKLES!!!!
Kaosu: I LET THEM GO!!!
Jet: YEAH, RIGHT!!!! *in dorky voice* REACH THE GOAL AND BEAT THE BOSS LIKE LEVELZ 2 OR 3!!!
Kaosu: Why don't you check!?
Jet: I WON'T FALL FOR THA- *runs to jail cells*
Kaosu: *turns on TV and a facepalm clip plays* ಠ_ಠ
- At the jail cellz
Jet:Sonic & Knuckles are not here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(gets reaaallllyyyy loud)HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kaosu: *hears Jet* Geez, this must be a nightmare *goes downstairs, grabs jet, kicks him out the window and says "SPARTA!!!"*
Jet: *flies all the way to China* AGGHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kaosu: NO ONE CAN RESIST THE SPARTA KICK!!!!!
Kaosu: *looks at Lamp* HEY!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!?
Lamp: I think the better question is: How did here get in me? I can remember the days of my childhood...
Lamp (Kid): *hitting a chair with a teddy bear (OMG THAT RHYMES :O)*
- FLUSHBAX ENDZ...
Lamp: Actually, I don't
Kaosu: Yeah, whatever. Now, get out of m-
Lamp: I can count to five!
Lamp: lolololololololol (Not laughing, saying the sound)
- IN China
Jet:*gets up from the ground* Whoa this place is niiice
RANDOM CHINESE PERSON:Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. UNRJIFN
Jet:What the. . .
- Chinese guy gets karate chopped*
Fly:Hello cookie star!I am Fly!
Jet: Fly, YOU'RE BACK!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???:Baby, Baby, Baby, No!
Fly: UGHHHH!! MY...EARZZZ!
???:Alright, that is the end of the Justin Bieber World Tour!! Thank You!
Jet:I'll send you back to where you live. *kicks Fly* SPARTA!!!!!!!
Fly:*flies to Kaosu's base* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jet:*gets into Justin Bieber concert*
Chinese Security Guard:GHJSLOJUCBDIUGJKSGFKSG (translation: concert is over you may not enter)
Jet:Whatevah! *hypnotizes security guard*
Chinese Security Guard:*while hypnotized, he goes to kiss Justin Bieber*
Justin Bieber: DUH EW GROSS
Jet:*walks in concert and hypnotizes Justin Bieber* Take THAT
Justin Bieber:*while hypnotized, he goes and walks off a cliff* AGGHGAHAGHAGAHAGHAGAHAG!!!!
Justin Bieber: WAHHH WAHHH(cries like a baby) WAHHH WAHHH! I FELL OFF A CLIFF!
Jet:I got rid of that crazy guy. . .*picks up pear from ground and is about to eat it*
Pear:IMA FIRING MAH LAZER! BLARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
Jet:AGAHAGAHAHGAGAGAHGAAHGAAH!!! A TALKING PEAR!!!!!
Mr. game and watch: BLEEP BLOOP BLOP BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BLEE
Pear: IMA FIRING MAH LAZER! BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Mr. game and watch: BLEEP BLOOP BLOP BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP
Pear: IMA FIRING MAH LAZER! BLARRRRRRRRRGH!!
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Mr. game and watch: BLEEP BLOOP BLOP BLEEP BLOOP
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Mr. game and watch: BEEP BLEEP BEEP BLOP
Pear: IMA FIRING MAH LAZER!!! BLARRGH!
Jet:UUUGGGGHHHH!!! SHUT UP!!! AHAHAGAHAGHAGAHGAHAGAHGAHHHH!!!! A TALKING ORANGE! UUUGGGHHH!!! SHUT UP!!! AHHHHHGHG! A ZOMBIE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHUT UPPP!!!! *faints*
- MEANWHILE AT KAOSU'S BASE . . .
Fly: *crashes into Kaosu's base*
Kaosu:WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!? AND HOW DID YOU ESCAPE JAILZ?!
Fly: FROM THE SKY! HURR DURR
Kaosu: Uhh... you sound more dumb then before... ITS TIME TO LOCK JOO UP!
- AFTER FLY GETS LOCKED UP . . .
Fly: GET ME OUT OF HERE OH MY GOD
Fly: FINE BUT ITS NOT A CRIME
???:BRAINS *eats Aman's brain*
Aman:*goes crazy* I LOVE U KAOSU FUISEFHBHGFHGVUIFNDXUVFRDNFHV!!!
???:IMA FIRAN MAH LAZER! BLARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
???:BLEP BLOP BLOOP BLEEP BLEP
???:Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Kaosu and Aman:*together* AGAHAGAHGAAHGAHGAHGAH!!!! SHUT UP!!! AHAHAGAHAGAHAGHH! A TALKING ORANGE!!! AGAHAGHAGAHAGAHGAHAG!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! UGUUUGHGUGHGUUG! A TALKING PEAR!!!! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP *faints*
Mr game and watch: BLEEP BLOP BLEP BLOOP. WE'VE CAPTURED, KAOSU, AMAN AND JET.
Pear:We just need to capture 91 the Hedgehog and Jet the Hedgehog, then, we will rule the world!!! IMA FIRAN MAH LAZER!!! BLARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Orange:Nya nya nya this is an awesome plan!
ZOMBIE: I'LL EAT THE BRAINS OF 91 AND JET THE HEDGEHOG, LIKE I DID WITH AMAN! I ATE AMAN'S BRAINS!
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAARRR!!!!! WITH THIS RAWR ILL BLOW 91'S HEAD OFFFFFFF!!
- At 91's house...
91:*listening to HOT103 on radio* Ohh yeah, I LOVE KATY PERRY!
HOT103 on radio:*playing "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry* LAST FRIDAY NIGHT, TAKRETAHWKSGTD...
91:YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!*hears a bomb blow up, then notices ceiling is on fire* AHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME KATY PERRY!!!! No, what am I doing? I've got an idea...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!*runs away*
Mr game and watch, Orange, Pear, ZOMBIE, and Bowser:*runs after 91* GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaosu and Aman:*falls out of Pear's bag* *wakes up*
jet:*falls out of the bag, but does not wake up*
Aman:What the heck? A pear and an orange and a zombie made me faint?!
Kaosu:........................I'm getting a new base. *teleports to random dessert*
At the new base that Unknown Voice and Aman built . . .
Kaosu: NOBODY can find us here! NOBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
Fly: SERIOUSLY LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE ITS TOO SMALL
Fly: FINE BUT ITS NOT A CRIME
Kaosu: You already said that
Fly: FINE BUT ITS NOT A CRIME
Kaosu: You su-
Kaosu: Be quie-
Kaosu: WHATEVER! AMAN, YOU GUARD HIM WHILE I PLAY MINECRAFT!!!
Aman: OKAY SURE HERE I GO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Jet: EVERYBODY CAN FIND YOU HERE
Aman:*pranses around like a leprechaun* KAOSU!!!! EVERYBODY CAN FIND YOU HERE! OH NOEZ!!!
Kaosu: Let me finish this Minecraft level, you big fat dooodyhead!!!!
Aman:AUUUUGH!!!!! YOUR STUPID MINECRAFT HURT MY FEELINGZZZ!!!!! *runs out of B453 forevah*
Kaosu:Darn it Darn it Darn it *SCREAMZ AZ HE L00KZ AT THE JAIL CELLZ* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FRIGGIN FLY THE FOX RAN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But how? OWWWWWWW!!!!! *gets his butt kicked*
Jet:Sorry triple keed, but I dont like bars and peanuts and no space to run! See ya!!! *runs off with Fly*
Kaosu:GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! * literally blows up*
- At the hosptial of the random dessert....
Kaosu's mom:DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DEARZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! KAOSU!!!!!!!!! MY LOVELY CREEPER!!!!!! DONT DIE!!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?????!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Jet:Sorry 110x keed, but i dont like bars and peanuts and no space to run! See ya! *runs off to Las Vegas*
- AT LAS VEGAS...
Jet:Ohhh yeah!!! This is gonna be awesome, right Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly? Fly?
Tails:You've got the wrong fox. Hey Sonic Wait Upppppp!!!!
Sonic:Hurry Up Tails Ur Gonna Miss The Justin Bieber Concert!!!!
Jet: Whatever. I'll just go to the casino.... :0 AUUUUGH MY EARZZZ
???:RAWR! WHERE DID KAOSU, AMAN AND JET GO?!
Jet: Not these guys again. KATY PERRY HELP ME KATY PERRY HELP ME No what the heck am I doing?!!? RUN!!!!*runs away*
91:*hides behind a tree* Whew. Now I'll explore Vegas. Oh yeah Oh yeah!!! This is a dreamz!
- BACK AT TEH HOSPITAL . . .
Kaosu:*wakes up* THAT IS IT! I AM CALLING THE RED TEAM! *dials number and calls RED Team.
- LATER AT KAOSU'S NEW BASE THAT IS MADE UNDER THE OCEAN . . .
Kaosu: Thanks for healing me Medic.... NOW GO FIND JET AND FLY, AND LEAVE!
All of RED Team: YES SIR! *runs off to find Jet and Fly*
???:Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Orange:Nya nya nya nya nya. We've captured Kaosu.... again.
Mr game and watch:BLEEP BLOP BLOOP BOOP BEEP AND WE HAVE CAPTURED 91
Pear:We've got 91 and Kaosu in my bag. We just need Jet and Aman! IMA FIRIN MAHHH LAZERZ!!! BLARRRGHHHGHG!
Zombie:I WANT JET'S BRAINZ!
???:Not soooo fast!
Bowser:RAWR!!!!! ITS A STICK PERSON!!!!
???:Yeah, I'm a stick person, but I'm ten thousand stronger than you, Bowser!
Bowser:OH RLY? ILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFFFFF!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey:Tsk, I'll blow YOUR head offf!!! *blows*
Bowser:*head flies off*
Bowser's head:*smashes Orange, ZOMBIE, and Mr. game and watch on their faces*
Zombie: IM GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINZ!!
Joey:*runs away* Bye losers!!
Pear:Some people are so crazy I want to FIRE MAH LAZARZ!!!!!!!!!! BLAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nyauhhhhhhh...
Sonic: *revives Pear, Orange, Mr. game and watch, Zombie, and Bowser*
Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
???: Aww crap I did it again, didn't I?
???: YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR IM GONNA HURT YOU
Pear: IM FIRING MAH- OH GOD
Orange: Nya nya nya nya- What is it pear?
Pear: OH GOD SONIC KNIFE AND CHEESE
Bowser: Oh good a knife now i can kill that Cat.
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Cheese: YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR IM GONNA HURT YOU BY THROWING THIS PIECE OF PAPER AT YOU!!!
Batman: You can't hurt me!!! I'M BATMAN!!!
Mr. Game and Watch: *grabs knife and kills Meowth* BLEEP BLOOP BLOP
Cheese: WHO TOLD YOU PUNS ARE FUNNY????? CUZ THEY'RE NOT!!!!!
Pear: IM A FIRING MAH LAZER BLARRRRRRRRGH
Unknown Voice: BE QUIET... I WILL CAPTURE YOOOOOOOUUUU...*grabs Orange, Cheese, Pear, Zombie, Bowser and everybody else and runs to Kaosu's base*
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:*appears* hmmm...new people who have souls that will be captured...by me...heh heh heh...muhahahahaah! ha ha ha ha! *sees a person who is 100% random*
Extremely Random Guy:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z NOW I KNOW THEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee *falls to the ground*
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:*after capturing the randomg guy's soul in the Vacuum of Termination* heheheheheheh!!!! another soul captured...ha ha ha!!! *disappears*
- ON PLANET MARZ...
Hedgehog: The soul escape from the puncture hole present at the side of Vacuum of Termination.
Jet:What are you saying?! What vacuum? What soul?
Hedgehog:Never mind. So, how did you get here?
Jet:From the sky! HURR DURR
Hedgehog:Um. So, do you NEEDZ A RIDE?????!!!!!!!!!
Jet:YAWSSSSSSSSSSS*shakes head* Uh, yeah.
Hedgehog:Where ya wanna go?
Hedgehog:*activating rocket thrusters* Okay, you need to pay $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cuz you are in space.
Hedgehog:*deactivates rocket thrusters and screams* *thinks Jet died* AUGHHHH!!!!! GET MEH AN AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!
Sawnik: *appearz* DERP! What iz it u want on meh planet!?
Alien Buddy:GLUZZLE GLUZZLE GLUZZLE. BLEP BLOP. BLEEP BLEEP. (translation: this is not your planet!!!)
Hedgehog:Awwwwwww so cute! A baby alien! Letz be buddies!
Alien Buddy: GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (translation:YEAHHHH!!!! I'LL BE YOUR BUDDY!!!)
Hedgehog:Get in me!
Alien Buddy: BLUZZLE!! (translation:awesome!!!)
Hedgehog:LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *activates rocket thrusters* *flies to Jupiter* ZOOOOM
Jet:*wakes up* HEY!!!!! HOW COME HIS TRIP IS FREE AND MINE IS NOT!!!!! HEY!!!!! HEDGEHOG!!!!!!! Ugh.
Sawnik: Jet you fail Derp
- At Kaosu's base. . .
Kaosu: *wakes* AGH, CRAZY, ORANGE, MONSTERS- Huh?WhatdidImiss? *sees that Orange, Cheese, Pear, Zombie, Bowser and everybody else are in prison* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Aman & Unknown Voice: THAT ISH TRUE SIR!
- Meanwhile at 2Fort. . .
Jet: *falls from Mars to Earth and lands in 2Fort on face* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGHGHGHHGGHGHHHGHGGHHGHGGHGHH
Scout: THERE YOU ARE, PUNK
Jet: *gets up* WHO R U?
Scout: It's not just me, it's a whole gang *shows Jet the whole team*
Jet: ........NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gets beaten up*
Scout: YOU SUCK
Pyro: MMPH MMMMMPH MMMKMN
Demoman: I GONNA KILL YOU AND THEN KEEP KILLIN YOU ND THEN KILL YOU THEN YOULL BE DEAD AND IM GONNA KILL YOU
Heavy: YOU ARE SO SMALL, TIS FUNNEH 2 MEH
Engineer: BUILDIN A SENTRY *builds sentry*
Medic: DAT WAS DOCTOR KILL YA
Sniper: THANKS 4 STANDIN STILL
Jet: AGHHGGGGHGHGHGHGGHGGHG *time stops, sips from can of soda* ah.... *time starts again* GGHHGGHGHGGHGGHGH
Phone: RING RIIIING RING RIIINGZ
- everyone stops*
Scout:*picks up phone* Yo, Sandwich Service, how may we help yeh
Kaosu:*on the phone* DID YOU FIND JET THE HEDGEHOG?!!?
Scout: uhhhhhhh *drools*
Pyro: AUGH Gimme teh fone *takes phone* RED Team here, how may we help YOOOOU
Kaosu: DID YOU FIND JET?!!?
Pyro:Oh Kaosu it's you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pyro:*shakes head* Oh, yes, we did find Jet. MMPH MMMMMMMMPH MMMMMMKMN
Kaosu: CAN I SPEAK TO HIM?!
Pyro: MMPH Sure *gives phone to Jet*
Jet:*knocked out* .................
Jet:*wakes up* Oh hello wife!! Lets go to Burger King for supper!!!! *faints again*
Spy: *wipes tears* He died...Jet died... lets take him...to the hospital....*floods the street with his tears*
Medic:*sniffs* N--ooo--ooo, I am not paying $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 for the hospital. ITZ TIME FOR MEDIC SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes out Jet's guts and examines them* It seems... he is just knocked out.
Spy: WHAT THE POO?! I JUST EMBARRASED MYSELF BY CRYING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:yes...you did embarass yourself...BIG TIME...*captures Spy, Medic, Pyro and Heavy's soul in the Vacuum of Termination. Everyone else runs away* mwahahahah!!!! i will take anybody's soul...even if they are evil or good...*teleports to somewhere else*
Scout:*running with Demoman, Soldier and Engineer and Sniper* Did you see that guy? *pant* He just killed Pyro, Spy, Medic and Heavy!! *keeps running*
Soldier:I KNOW!!! WAWT A MAGGOT!!
Demoman:Well I'll kill that guy and then he'll be dead and then I'll kill em again and then I'm gonna keep killing him and then he'll be tottaly dead and then I'll kill em again
Sniper:At least he was standing still *pant*
Engineer:Well I just finished building the torture sentry, so we *heavy breath* could throw that guy in there
Scout:*stops running* Hey wheres that red colored hedgehog?
Scout:HEY WHERES THAT RED COLORED HEDGEHOG?!!?
Demoman:If we dropped him, I'm NOT GOING BACK THERE CUZ I DONT WANNA DIE
Engineer:Meh who cares its just one hedgehog. If we fail just one mission, we wont lose our hot dogs--I MEAN, we wont get fired. AM I RIGHT?
Sniper:YAW Yer right
Demoman:OK then. Lets get to Kaosu and tell him about that guy who killed Pyro, Heavy, Medic and Spy and also tell him that we are big suckers!
Sniper:Ok Lets go!! *everybody starts running again*
- AT KAOSU'S BASE...
Sniper, Scout, Demoman, Engineer, and Soldier:*breaks down door* We're*pant* back! *heavy breath*
Kaosu:What took you so long? Where's Jet?
Demoman:We suck so much that we failed the mission!
Scout:And some guy killed Pyro, Heavy, Medic and Spy!
Kaosu:RAAAAH!!! I WOULD HAVE EARNED A BAJILLION DOLLARZ IF YOU COMPLETED THIS MISSION!!!
Soldier:*gets out ear plugs and puts them in his ears*
Kaosu: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engineer:Ok, so I wasn't right. We were gonna get fired.
Demoman:Shoot, I just lost my job!
Soldier:HOW COULD YOU?!
Kaosu: Get out of my lair! AND NEVER RETURN!!!!! LEAVE!!!
Demoman, Sniper, Scout, Engineer and Soldier:*walks out of Kaosu's lair*
- ON JUPITER...
Hedgehog:Great, we're screwed.
Alien Buddy:GLIZ GLOZ GLUZ BLEEEZLE! (translation: THIS IS THE END!)
Martian Monster: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hedgehog:*activates gatling guns* RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rapidly shoots the monster*
Martian Monster: ROOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *keeps getting shot by Hedgehog*
Hedgehog:YAAAW!!!! IN YOUR FA--What the? Out of bullets?
Alien Buddy:GLAZ BLAZ GLAZ BLAZZLE GLAZZLE! (translation:lets do it the old fashioned way then!) *starts kicking and punching Martian Monster*
Martian Monster: *shrieks in pain* YOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AT 2Fort.....
Jet:*wakes up* W-w-w-wife!!!! Itz supper time!!*shakes* Time to go to Burger King!!! *trembles then faints again*
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:*appears* oh this hedgehog is already dead...oh what a shame. this was my one chance to capture someone else's soul. *teleports to his lair with Pyro, Heavy, Medic and Spy's bodies*
- At The Grimm Reaper of Evil's lair...
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:*releases Pyro, Heavy, Medic and Spy's souls from the Vacuum of Termination*
Pyro's soul:Hey it's my body! *goes into his body*
Pyro: I'M ALIVE! *everyone else goes back into their bodies*
Medic: So your the guy who captured us!
Spy:Who are you, ya weird lookin' guy?!
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:let me introduce myself. i am the grimm reaper of evil...just call me "grimm". i captured you so i could get information...from you four. now tell me...who is this red hedgehog you were beating up?
Spy: His name is Jet the Hedgehog. We were ordered to capture him by a cryptid named Kaosu.
Pyro:Yeah. We work for Kaosu.
Heavy:AND EVERY TIME WE COMPLETE A MISSION KAOSU GIVES US A SANDWICH!!!
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:i see...
Medic: Hey Grimm, if we were to give you something called a Vacuum of Termination 3.0, then would you help us find Jet?
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:why yes...of course i would...and right now, im also ona quest to capture this hedgehog...and i've always wanted a vacuum of termination 3.0...
Medic:OK! Here you go! *hands Grimm the V.O.T 3.0* The Vacuum of Termination 3.0! It can capture up to five souls at a time!
The Grimm Reaper of Evil:awesome...
Heavy: ALRIGHT LETS GO!!! *everyone runs off to find jet*
Icey: No wait! (Drinks chocolate rain) Ok go!
- IN SPACE......
SpaceCore: I'm in space
SpaceCore:SPACE SPACE SPACE
SpaceCore:So much space. Need to see it all.
SpaceCore:BIG FAT SPACE!
SpaceCore:SPA A A A A A CE
SpaceCore: In space
SpaceCore:SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
Wheatley:WILL YA SHUT UP, MATE?!!?
Wheatley:*floating around in space* I am genuinely sor---
Wheatley:SHUT UP, MATE?!!?
SpaceCore:SHUT UP, MATE?!!?
Wheatley:Oh, hey, mate, look, it's a star!
SpaceCore:Huh? *gasps* SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
Wheatley: Ok, I got him out of here...If I ever was to see her again, you know what I'd say? I would say--
Wheatley:NO, I WOULD NOT SAY SPACE!!!!!
- At Aperture Labratories...
GLaDOS: Remember when u tried to kill me twice? LA LA AL ALA ALA AL; ALHNDUHHAVCSFQAVUYZ
Turret: Don't make lemonade.
Cave Johnson: I CAN TALK ABOUT THE CONTROL GROUP ALL DAMN DAY!
Cave: When life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!!!! I DON'T WANT YO DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!?
Caroline: Say bye to the lemonz!!
The Grimm Reaper of Evil magically appears from the toilet
Grimm: Yes. (captures Cave's soul in the Vacuum of Term. 3.0 and unplugs GLaDOS after deleting System 32)
Grimm: (captures SpongeBob's soul and leaves)
- At Balloonz Tower
Bob the Balloon: AHHHHH IT'S A KNIFE(gets popped)
Kaosu: Oh, hey, raspberry skin! (bends down and eats Bob, thinking he is a raspberry)
Kaosu: Hi there neighbour
Sonic: Hey Kaosu
Kaosu: HOW DO U KNOW MY-- OH SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: I just wanted to say happy birthday.
Kaosu: MARRY ME!!!
Sonic: NO! SHUT UP!!!
Kaosu: Shiz. *teleports to a random bathroom in a Paris hotel room*
- In the epic bathroom...
Kaosu: Whoa...(is amzed at the awesome bathroom. The toilets are made of gold, the toilet paper is 4 ply, the sink is made of red ruby, the floors are made of porcelain tile which is cleaned ten times in one hour, the walls? Don't get me started. They are made of POLISHED DIAMOND. There is also a 96 inch flat-screen plasma TV which is made of green emerlald, and the wall mount for the TV is made of crystal.)
Pedo Bear: *breaks into the room* OHAIDER!!!!! *shoots the ceiling like a retard* IMMA BOSS!!! *puts on shades and then starts whistling, then goes into the bathroom to clean it* Derp derp derp deritty derp derp de-- OH DAAAAAAAAMN
Kaosu: OH DAAAAAA
Pedo Bear: AAAAAAAAAAAMM
Pedo Bear: NNNNNNNNNNNN
Kaosu: Dude! Lemme have some privacy! Taking a pee is peaceful to me! Also, *shows him his laptop, which fell on the floor* I dropped my laptop! Couldn't you do that stupid cleaning job later?! I was taking a pee, but more importantly, YOU STOPPED MY DEADMAU5 MUSIC!!!!!!!!
Pedo Bear: ...
Kaosu: >:( ...
Pedo Bear: ...
Pedo Bear: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- In a random desert
- wind blows*
- bird farts*
- cactus explodes*
- IN PEAR'S HOUSE
Pear: IMA FIRIN' MAH... hmmmz, lazah is gettin' old.... FIZZZZZZZZZZZIN' BEEEER!!!!!!!
Joey: *outside house* Alright... I place this bomb here, detonate it, run away, and Pear is screewewewewewewwwed!!! *detonates bomb, run away*
Pear: *suffering from burns and splinters* GAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOO MAH LAZAHS AND BEERZZZ.... and homework. WHYYYY? WWWHHHHHHYYYYYY???!!!!!!!!!!! DOESN'T ANYONE CAREZ ABOUT OTHER'S LIVES???? I AM RUINED AND MIZZZERAHBIL!!!! I WISH I COULD LIVE A HEPPY LIFFFFFFFFFpHphpghpfhpFFFFFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaosu: Ohhhhhhhhhh, a nice little fresh pear! lemme EAT ITZ. *eats pear, pear dies*
- In the world of..... I do not have a plan
Sonic: YO WAZZUP?
Knuckles: Sonic, don't you know i'm allergic to people asking me wazzup???
Sonic: *Holds up "The End" card, so no one knows that Knuckles was just kidding because TheAwesomefroggy is lazy and doesn't feel like editing anymore.*
Batman: BAAAAAAH. *rips up "End" card* SCREW YEH ALL. I AR EBETMEN,. TEH WURZ SOOPOOHERO EEEEVAH. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Sonic: Ummmmm.... yeah.
Knuckles: Whatever. WHJAWDGDJVGFjustinFIOVBHKGI,KYHUGHbeiberIFLFHVNHJIOHIHrulesIKNHGLFJKVNTHOUIH
Batman: AY MUN. CAWMMM DOWN
- In the world of men raising men
Batman: AY KEEEED, U WANT TO GOOO 2 TEH PARK?!!?
Batman Junior: Ummm.... dad, please, speak English.
Batman: EXCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEZ MOI?! ME NO ENGLISHSHSHSSHSH...1U71BH37ERY
Batman Junior: You don't know English....? HA!! HAHA!!!!! YOU STUPID SCHMUCK YOU GETTIN' INSULTED AND YA DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!!! HA HEH BUH LOL
Kaosu: Wingin' the poo, a-wingin' wingin' da poo! Wingin' the poo, wingin' wing-- RAH
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