i have a gif of a stockvideo of a naked girl eating a croissant she holds it and laughs then looks at it then looks back at the camera again then laughs some more she keeps looking back and forth smiling and laughing then she finally takes one tiny bite and shes acting like its the best thing shes ever eaten and she just keeps looking at the camera like “oh yea u like that” its too big to upload and i dont want to shorten it bc every minute of it is gold
A/N: @deanssweetheart23 I warned you not to tempt me… and now it’s here. This could turn into a little mini-series if you guys are interested, so let me know. (Fire photos are mine/from my local department, Dean is from google)
Quick language guide for those of you who don’t live with a police scanner providing constant background noise: BOLO (be on the look-out), MVA (motor vehicle accident), ALS (advanced life support), Car 3-2 (Lieutenant’s vehicle)
You are not allowed to repost my art anymore, not in instagram or facebook etc, so don’t ask for permission, If you share my art directly from my facebook or tumblr page it’s fine, I tried to be nice letting you repost my art but not anymore, I tried to be polite and kind guys, really, but they keep reposting without permission anyways, and people just keep saying my art looks like etc artist and that’s not nice, because let’s be honest, if it looks that “similar” why do you want the “same” style in the same fandom, I was trying to not make drama about it, but for what I saw so far it hurts. People don’t care, they just read the unknown in the Reunknown name and say that the art it’s from unknown source, so maybe this is not going to stop people from reposting or saying things about my art I just want you to let you know how I feel about this, and for the people who actually asked for proper permission, I’m sorry.
Nap Date, send me your thoughts on this one. Find other parts Here!
“Shawn!” She calls out. She waits a second for him to respond but hears nothing. “Shawn!” She calls louder.
The music on goes softer and she thinks that he’s heard her. But then nothing.
“Shawn.” She says one more time, out of patience.
“Give me a few minutes.” He says, yelling from his studio.
“No.” She says, fed up, “I need you now.”
She’s standing on the counter, trying to get the china down. His parents were coming over for dinner, and she wants to impress Karen. So she’s making a big meal of Pasta with a side salad and garlic bread.
“Hold on.” He calls back.
“Shawn.” She says, the plates she’s holding getting heavier.
“WAIT!” He growls, startling her. He’s been distant and moody lately but he hasn’t been that aggressive.
The plates are getting heavier, her fingers are slipping. She can’t help it, her fingers give out and she drops the stack of plates to the ground. They crash to the floor causing a huge boom and sound of shattering ceramic. She yelps as a piece bounces off the side of the counter cutting her foot.
Shawn comes tumbling out of his studio, running towards the sound she had just made. He looks scared, eyes wide searching for her.
He wants to know what just happened, and more importantly that she’s okay.
She stand’s there, on the counter, looking at her foot that is now bleeding.
“What the fuck?” He asks breathless.
“Thanks for the help.” She sneers at him.
“This is my fault?” He asks, confused.
“I was calling you for a fucking reason Shawn, not to just see your annoying ass face.”
“Hey.” He says, gaze softening. A little hurt at what she just said.
“And now all our China, fucking ruined.” She groans looking at the floor.
He stares at her, she never curses as much as she is right now. But she has completely lost her patience with him. He is always in the fucking studio, and never is around when she needs him. He’s more at home when he’s on tour.
“What the fuck am I going to serve our dinner on? You mom is coming for dinner, she got us the fucking China.” She wipes her face, so stressed out.
The idea of Karen finding out that the super expensive China she had specially picked out and paid for is now a shattered mess on the floor is giving her anxiety.
“We’ll just get some more.” He shrugs.
“She’ll know Shawn, she’ll fucking know.” She hisses at him.
“Why are you angry with me?”
“Because you’re never fucking here!” She screams at him.
“What are you talking about, I’m right here.”
“Yeah? Then why is our China a fucking shattered mess on the fucking floor? Why? Oh yeah because you were here to grab it from me when I called for you four fucking times. Or when I asked you to pick up the groceries but you ‘forgot, sorry was at the studio babe’,” She mocks him. “Making me have to leave work early so I could go get the groceries.”
“I’m sorry.” He shrugs.
“But you’re not.” She sighs, getting even more pissed off that he doesn’t seem to care. “And then I ask you to help me make dinner because, well your mom’s coming and I wanted your help so I didn’t fuck it up myself, But it was ‘Gonna finish this song, but you got it.’ so here we are. I haven’t even started on the food, our dishes are a fucking mess on our floor and your family is gonna be here in less than twenty minutes.”
“Y/n.” He says looking up at her, she’s still standing on the counter, foot still bleeding.
“Can you help me down, my foot is fucking killing me.” She says, eyes fierce.
“Christ Babe, you’re bleeding.” He says finally looking down at her foot. He walks over, shoes still on, walking over the dishes on the floor. He picks her up bridal style taking her to the bathroom so she doesn’t bleed on the carpet. He starts to tend to her foot but she is still pissed.
“Don’t fucking touch me.” She hisses.
“You’re bleeding.” He says like that fixes everything. Like is magically makes her anger go away.
“I need you to get the fuck out of this bathroom.” She says staring up at him, he looks at her with concern in his eyes. “I need you to figure out dinner, I honestly don’t care anymore. Your mom can think I’m the biggest fuck up of a wife, that’s cool. I just need five minutes.”
“You are not a fuck up of a wife.” He immediately says with hurt eyes.
“Well it feels like it, can you please just leave me alone.”
“No way am I leaving you alone, Babe what did you say?”
“Shawn.” She says growing frustrated again. “We need to at least have food for your family. We don’t have time for you to sit here and try to make me feel better because that’s not gonna fucking work. If you don’t get food then at least clean up the kitchen.”
“Y/n.” He lingers, she can tell that he’s not sure what to do. He hates when she feels bad about herself, and does whatever he can to make her feel better, but she’s telling him to leave. He just looks so lost.
“GO Shawn!” She says pointing at the door. He takes a little bit but walks out of the bathroom. She sighs and hangs her head, really wanting to cry.
She almost let yourself cry, she almost let a tear fall. She doesn’t cry though. She knows that if she starts crying she’ll be seen as weak and not strong enough for him.
She tries to attempt to stop the bleeding from her foot, wrapping it with bandages. She can hear the Mendes clan walk into the house, asking about her.
She stands to go greet them but when she does she starts to feel faint. She leans against the door, taking in deep breaths, trying to get the black that’s crowding her vision to go away.
“Y/n?” Aaliyah asks, trying to find her. She doesn’t have enough energy to call out to her. But she finds Y/n anyway. “Y/n?” She asks, more worried now. She rushes to Y/n’s side.
“Liyah.” She choke out, her head now pounding.
“What’s wrong? Why is there blood on the floor?”
“Liyah I don’t feel good.” She’s nauseous now.
“Y/n?” Aaliyah asks. She can feel yourself slipping. The grip on reality starting to fade away. She starts leaning into Liyah, not being able to support herself anymore.
“Shawn!” Aaliyah calls out, as she stumbles with Y/n to the ground. She’s moving the hair out of Y/n’s face, fanning her. “SHAWN!” She screams, as Y/n closes her eyes, suddenly super tired.
“What? What’s wrong? Y/n?” He asks. He rushes to her side. “What the fuck happened?”
“I don’t know, I walked in and she was like barely standing and then told me she wasn’t feeling good. Shawn why is there blood on the floor?”
“Jesus, we need to go to the hospital. Tell dad to start my jeep.” He says barking orders. “Baby, I’m here. I’m here now.” He says to her. She can feel him start to pick her up, holding her to his chest. He’s whispering that she’s okay, but she can’t tell if its for her or for him.
“Shawn? What’s going on? Oh my god Y/n” She can hear Karen. She clutches Shawn’s shirt, trying to stay awake.
“I’ve got you Baby. I’ve got you.” He says, now in the backseat of a car, stroking her hair. “Y/n? Can you look at me?” He whispers. She pries her eyes open to look into his brown ones.
“I’m tired.” She whines.
“Just keep looking at me Baby.” He says, eyes so scared and worried.
When she wakes Shawn is not by her side, Karen is. She smiles when she sees that Y/n has opened her eyes.
“Hey.” She whispers looking over at Shawn, who’s asleep on another chair in the corner of the room.
“Let him sleep.” Y/n says softly.
“He’s been up all night watching you.”
“I’m sorry for such the scare.”
“You’re okay, we’re glad you’re okay.”
“I don’t even really know what happened?”
“You were bleeding out.”
“Can I talk to you for a quick second?”
“Yeah.” She nods, sitting up. Karen takes her hand.
“Honey, I am not going to think you are a fuck up of a wife. I don’t care if you serve me dinner on paper plates. I don’t care if we have take out pizza. I just want you to be happy.”
“Karen.” She sighs.
“Shawn told me how stressed out you were, and you don’t need to be.”
“Thanks.” She smiles, squeezing her hand.
She was about to tell Karen about the small depressed state she has been in but Shawn interrupts.
“Hey, you’re up.” Shawn says sitting up.
“I’ll give you a second.” Karen says getting up and walking out. Shawn gets up and takes the seat next to the bed.
“How are you feeling?”
“Good, better.” She nods. “You didn’t have to tell your mom that I was stressed out.”
“I’m sorry, I just needed to get the thoughts out of my head. I’ve been sort of freaking out.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was going to happen.”
“It’s not, but thanks for lying.”
“Can you talk to me about how you’re feeling?”
“I said was good.”
“Not about that, why do you think you’re a fuck up of a wife?”
“I don’t know, you’re never home and I had just broken all of our China.”
“What do you mean I’m never home?”
“I mean, you’re physically in the house, but you’re never with me.”
“I’m still confused.”
“Shawn, I feel as if the music is more,”
“Don’t even finish that sentence.” He cuts her off. “You are so much more important than the music. You know that.”
“I would hope so.”
“It hasn’t seemed like it lately.”
“Wow okay, I’m sorry. It’s me being the fuck up.”
“Shawn.” She sighs.
“No, I’ve fucked up, majorly. But not anymore. You always come first, always. I talked to Andrew, I’m on break.”
“Shawn, don’t do that.”
“It’s already taken care of.”
“No Shawn, the album is more important than my insecure feelings.”
“No it isn’t. If your feeling insecure it’s my job to help you through it. You don’t have any reason to be insecure. And you are not a fuck up of a wife. You are the best fucking wife, I can’t picture my life without you. Don’t ever think that you are not important to me, you are the most important thing in my life.”
“I love you.” She cries holding his hand.
“I love you so much.” He says, standing to kiss her on her head. “I was so fucking scared. You were so pale, and you’re eyes were not the same. The beautiful life in your eyes, it was gone. You could barely keep your eyes open, and I was so scared I was going to lose you. You were so out of it when we got here, and I couldn’t stop the thoughts in my head. I was freaking the fuck out.”
“I’m right here.” She says taking his face into her hands.
“And I’m so happy that you are.”
“I’m happy that you’re here.”
“But Aaliyah is really freaked out because she was the one to find you, so can I got get her?”
“Can I just be with you for a second?” She asks as he sits down.
“Yeah Baby, I’m right here.”
“I know, I just need a few minutes.”
“I’ve got you.” He says resting his on the bed, forehead touching hers. “I’ve always got you.”
Warnings: SMUT. Metal arm porn, fingering, dirty talk, Bucky being a cocky lil shit. Me loving my Buck-Buck.
Word Count: 2631.
So… @sexylibrarian1 once wrote me something about Bucky’s hands and I had this floating around (obviously what she wrote is 1000% better than this, go read it) and I decided to post it. My wife is inspiring, if I was John Legend she’d be one of my Chrissy’s because @thecrownedrose would be the other.
had a fucked up dream where my parents were in on some cryptid conspiaracy shit and couldnt tell me about it but one night they seemed really sad and they told me they were going to collect footage of cougars and we drove into the woods and my mom handed me a mirror and was almost crying but she had to pretend nothing was wrong and she said “ok honey. look at yourself in the mirror and laugh. just keeping looking at yourself and laughing and smiling ok? if anything makes you look away just remember to always look back at the mirror and just dont forget the look of your face ok?” and while she was saying that the car door opened and an elderly woman opened the door. she was super dark (not in skin tone, but as if someone had wrapped her up in a shadow) and made me physically uncomfortable. she immediately ripped my head towards her face and looked me in the eyes. her face was absolutelty putrid. not in a traditionally “ugly” way but in a “this is not a human” way. then the fucked up part happened: she kissed me and i could feel her trying to suck out my soul. the reason this is fucked up is because i could FEEL it. like, not just in my dream, but in real life. it took like 4 seconds of it before i cringed myself awake and it took me a couple minutes to STOP feeling it. it felt like i almost died and whatever chemical that was being released in my brain to make me feel that way felt like something that should only be released in the most extreme and threatening fight or flight situations. and the fact that something in my DREAM had the power to control it is fucked up. it was like. the most afraid i have ever felt of the physical ramifications of a dream. and i still feel icky.
Pidge and Matt walk into the main room on the castle so he can meet everyone
Matt, upon seeming Kuron: ummmm Katie, not to alarm you or anything but that is 100% not shiro Pidge, whispering behind her hand: we know, and have for a while. The only one who doesn’t is “Shiro”, but honestly he tries so hard so we’re just going to continue to ignore it for now
SO LIKE BRACE YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKING LONG AND I WOULD APOLOGISE BUT MY OTP IS ONLY GETTING MARRIED ONCE SO FUCK IT RIGHT?
OK FIRST OF ALL HELLA TRANSITION AND SECOND OF ALL I LOVE WHAT HE’S WEARING AND THIRD OF ALL HE WORE THE FUCKING EARRING OF MY DEMISE I HATE HIM
AND HIS STUPID PERFECT EYES AND HIS STUPID PERFECT JAWLINE AND HIS STUPID PERFECT EVERYTHING
GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WE GET TO SEE THIS RELATIONSHIP AND LOOK HOW FAR THEY’VE COME. STEP FATHER AND BEST MAN LIKE SO MANY FUCKING TEARS ALREADY
YOU KNOW HE’S SEEN HER. LOOK AT HIS DAMNED FACE. AND SHE’S FUCKING STUNNNINGGGG IN HER DRESS SO I DON’T BLAME HIM AT ALL FOR THIS REACTION LOL
AND THEN FUCKING LOOK AT THIS RIGHT? SNOW IS TAKING DEEP BREATHS, CHARMING IS JUST HAPPY AF AND EMMA FUCKING SWAN IS LOOKING AT KILLIAN JONES AND SHE CAN’T TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM
ANYMORE THAN HE CAN TAKE HIS EYES OFF HER
LOOK AT THIS LOVE DAMNIT I CANNOT BELIEVE WE’RE GETTING TO SEE THIS FUCK
LOOK AT THIS DUMB LITTLE FAMILY AND HOW FAR THEY’VE COME. I LOVE THAT THEY’RE BOTH WALKING HER DOWN THE AISLE AND BOTH HOLDING HER AS SHE GOES AND I’M JUST SO DAMN HAPPY
LOOK AT THIS. FUCKING WHAT IS THIS WITH THE SMILING AND THE KISSING THE CHEEKS
WHAT IS THIS WHO AUTHORISED THIS? TAKE IT AWAY IMMEDIATELY
AND THIS FUCKING HANDSHAKE?! REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ALL YOU CAN’T EVER DATE MY DAUGHTER EVERRRRR EVER EVER EVER AND NOW FUCKING LOOK. THEY’RE BROS. SUCH BROS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS HOW MANY EMOTIONS I HAVE RN
OMFG LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS THAT HE’S GOT HER HAND IN HIS. THAT DAMN SMILE THAT WON’T QUIT
AND OK WHEN ARCHIE SAYS THAT THEY SHOULD RECITE THEIR VOWS KILLIAN LOOKS AT WHO I’M ASSUMING IS CHARMING OR HENRY, OR PERHAPS THE WHOLE FAMILY, JUST GIVING THEM A SMILE AND IT KILLS ME BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID EMMA SWAN FIND A FAMILY, KILLIAN JONES DID TOOOO
LOOK AT THEM DAMNIT, LOOK AT HOW FUCKING HAPPY ARE OMFGGG
AND THE VOWS, THE DAMNED FUCKING VOWS OMFG THE WAY HE FUCKING LOOKS AT HER
AND THE WAY SHE FUCKING LOOKS AT HIM
AND THE FUCKING AWE IN HIS FACE WHEN HE’S LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME THAT A HEART FULL OF LOVE WAS MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANY TREASURE LIKE HE NEVER THOUGHT IN HIS WILDEST DREAMS THAT THIS COULD EVER FUCKING HAPPEN FOR HIM
AND NOW THAT HE HAS IT, HE WILL NEVER FUCKING LET IT GO AND I AM DEAD AND GONE, A SPIRIT IS TYPING THIS RN
AND FUCK LOOK AT HIM TELLING HER HIS HEART IS HERS
LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE OMG I AM SO EMOTIONAL *THROWS THINGS* *THROWS ALLL THE FUCKING THINGS*
I AM GONNA THROW MY COUCH AT SOMEONE NOW BECAUSE DID YOU HEAR HOW SHE SAYS KILLIAN? ALL SOFT AND TENDER AND LIKE SHE LOVES HIM.
AND OMG HENRY FOUND HER AND THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT HENRY TOO. THERE’S JUST SO MUCH LOVE IN THIS ROOM THAT I AM IN PAIN AND FUCKING LOOK AT THE SOFT WAY THAT KILLIAN LOOKS AT HENRY TOO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
AND HENRY GOD HENRYYY I AM SO PROUD OF HIM AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE JUST BELIEVED AND LOOK HOW FAR THEY’VE ALL COME FUCK ME
AND SHE FOUND THE REST OF HER FAMILY TOO BECAUSE OF HENRY
AND THEY’RE HERE ON HER FUCKING WEDDING DAY TO HER FUCKING TRUE LOVE OMFG I AM OVERWHELMED
AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM RIGHT AND SHE’S TELLING HIM THESE THINGS ABOUT TRUE LOVE AND FAMILIES
AND FUCK ME IF KILLIAN JONES ISN’T COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IN AWE OF THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF HIM. I AM OF THE OPINION THAT KILLIAN JONES THINKS THAT EMMA SWAN IS MAGIC AND HE IS BESOTTED WITH HER ANEW EVERY SECOND THAT HE LOOKS AT HER
AND THIS MOMENT AND EMMA’S VOWS AND OMFG JUST BECAUSE YOU LEARN THAT YOU COME FROM TRUE LOVE DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL FIND IT
AND YET HERE HE IS AND HERE SHE IS AND IT TOOK CENTURIES AND CURSES AND ADVENTURES THROUGH TIME AND REALMS AND FUCKING
NOW THEY STAND HERE AND SHE SMILES AT HIM THIS WAY
AND HE SMILES BACK AND THEY HAVE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEM YOU KNOW? ALL YOU EVER REALLY WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO KNOW YOU, TO SEE YOU, TO KNOW YOUR STRENGTHS AND YOUR WEAKNESSES, YOUR FAILURES, YOUR SUCCESSES AND TO LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
AND THEY HAVE THAT AND THEY’RE PROMISING TO NEVER LEAVE
AND GODDDDAMN EVERYTHING HELLLLP BECAUSE HONESTLY WHAT THE FUCK MY EMOTIONS ARE SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WITH MYSELF I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH
AND OK SHE’S PUTTING THE DAMN RING ON AND HE CAN’T STOP STARING AT HER. LIKE HE JUST KEEPS LOOKING AT HER AND SHE IS FUCKING STUNNING, I DON’T BLAME HIM
HANDSSS HANDS ARE THE REASON FOR MY BEING A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR
HANDS AND THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
AND THE WAY HE SAYS I DO, HIS EYES UNWAVERING FROM HERS
AND THE WAY SHE DOES THE FUCKING SAME *SLAMS KEYBOARD* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE
LOOK AT THIS SMILE, IT WON’T FUCKING STOP LIKE OMFGGGGGG
ARCHIE IS ME HERE. HE GETS ME. HE TOO IS MARVELLING AT THE PERFECTION THAT IS THE JOY OF CAPTAIN SWAN.
HUSBAND. AND. WIFE. THE. FUCK. WHAT. HOW. I. CANNOT. BELIEVE
THIS FUCKING PERFECTION I CANNOT DAMN BELIEVE DAMN FUCK
AND I THOUGHT I HAD DIED ENOUGH BUT NO, THERE WAS A FUCKING DIP, HIS HAND CLEAR FUCKING AROUND HER WAIST AND COMING BACK AROUND AND THEN FUCKING
YOU GOT YOUR HAPPY ENDING SWAN LIKE KILLIAN FUCKING JONES AND FUCKING EARRING
AND THEN OK, LEAVING ALONE THE DEVASTATING SMILES AND THE CONTENTMENT RADIATING OFF THEM
AND THE ARMS AROUND EACH OTHER AND THE FUCKING FUCKING EARRING
LEAVING ALONE ALL THIS, YOU HIT ME WITH A HAPPY BEGINNING?! THIS IS UNFAIR AND I AM IN TEARS AND I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH. I DON’T HAVE THE WORDS
i decided to write something fun for them,,,,,so take this wonderland au (it also got the most votes in my poll!!)~~~~ps: it probably makes no sense
Shownu : Caterpillar
lays shirtless in a huge canopy made of woven flowers and is usually not the type to answer if someone comes looking for him
like minhyuk will stop by and hang off a branch and try to pester shownu who just waves him off with one hand
on his back are large tattooed wings in beautiful bright colors but he rarely lets people close enough to see them
talks sort of slowly so it’s hard to keep a long conversation with him without feeling sleepy or hypnotized
you’re trying to find a specific kind of potion that’ll help you grow taller and hatter kihyun told you the person to ask is shownu and so when you find him ,,,,,,,,,,, you call out
but there’s no response
so you decide to climb your way up into the canopy and to shownu’s surprise you manage your way in and slowly he begins to ask you who are you
but you just dig around in your pocket and go “hatter said you’d have this potion?” and you hold up the paper in front of shownu’s face
but he simply tilts his head and asks again, who you are
and you start telling him but something begins to shake the canopy and for a moment you think you see the tail of cheshire minhyuk
but then you’re like no,,,,it must be the wind??? what’s happening???
and the canopy swings back and forth and you look to shownu,,,,,,,only to see he’s as confused as you
until you lose your balance and all forward,,,,right into shownu’s chest
and you’re like soRRy,,,,,but you can’t help it your face is against his bare skin and
shownu,,,,,,,whose reflex was quick enough to catch you,,,,,,,is taking very very vERY slowly to let you go and you’re like blushing because uM AnYWAY thE PotION
and shownu takes a moment but tells you that you’ll need to get the potion from the red queens garden and you’re like ???? whose and shownu mumbles something
and lays back down,,, turning onto his side and you see the wings on his back and you’re like,,,,,,,,well you need to leave but you’re also like,,,,staring at him because,,,,,,wow,,,,but also,,,,,seriously does he just sleep all day
Jooheon : White Rabbit
jooheon in big round glasses, a white button down, and suspenders,,,,,,,,,a pocket watch he keeps fretting over around his neck???
bunny ears that twitch whenever someone mentions the time and he realizes he’s late
keeps trying to escape the clutches of minhyuk who likes to tease him and purposely take up his time with silly riddles
always runs past you when you want to ask him something
and at some point you get annoyed because you reALLY need to know why he was in your backyard checking his watch because if he hadn’t been you wouldn’t have fallen down this damn hole
and so you finally catch him when you spot him sitting under a tree in the queens garden and you’re like jOOHEON
and he jumps up,,,,completely red in the face,,,on suspender falling off his shoulder and he’s like
I-I-I- HAVE to bE GOING !!! iM LATE to SEE HyunGWON-
and you’re like no no no and you end up having to chase him through the queens garden,,,which is more like a maze than anything,,,,and when you finally both end up at a dead end
you panting with your hands on your knees and jooheon nervously fidgeting his ears you go whY do you keep running from me???
and he’s like “i can’t be seen with you!! if changk- i mean the red queen sees he’ll have my head!”
and you’re like why???? and jooheon just keeps looking around like he’s scared a guard will come through the bushes
so you stretch your hands out to put on his cheeks and you’re like “hey,,,look at me! calm down ok?”
and he locks eyes with you,,,,and you smile softly and that somehow seems to get him settled but also you can feel his cheeks getting hotter under your touch and you’re like ??? are you ok
and he’s like fIne,,,,and you’re like “ok i have a question then what were you doing in my backyard?”
and jooheon twitches his nose ,,,you know the way rabbits do,,, and he’s like “im not sure,,,,but yo-you made me late!!!”
and you’re shocked because huh??? you made him late???
and jooheon pulls up the loose suspender and is like “i,,,,,got caught up staring at you,,,,,,anD i couldn’t make it to tea,,,”
and you’re like wait staring at me? and he’s like you,,,,you’re quite- i hadn’t ever seen someone so - – p–r–pret-
but he doesn’t finish the sentence because his watch goes off and he makes a sound of surprise and dashes off out of the maze again and you’re like DAMMIT
but what?????? was he going to say??????
Kihyun : Mad Hatter
keeps throwing parties every three or so hours because he forgets about the party from before
wears the bright, big top hot with a mismatched colored suit and if you look directly into his eyes you can see that one is brown and the other is ,,,, green
breaks out into song whenever he can (to the unfortunate luck of hyungwon) and can drink tea upside down
is overall confusing,,,,loud,,,,and a little sensitive when you ask him what day it is,,,,but other than that he’s really fun and flirty
which you know because whenever you pass by his place he’s always rushing out the door to get you to join him and the others,,,,,,that being literally hyungwon asleep at the table and wonho watching kihyun gleefully
and you’re always like “kihyun,,,,you still didn’t clean the dishes from the last party????” and he’s like what last party????
but even so as you’re watching him pour tea into three different cups and sing about the weather
you can’t help but,,,,be happy around him,,,,,even if he’s a little weird
but what you don’t expect is for him to pull you up out of your chair and onto the table
and you’ve never??? stood up on a table before??? and you’re clinging to kihyun’s lapels because oh no if you take another step you might step on one of the plates and you want to return to your seat
but kihyun seizes the chance and spins you around and cups and plates and sugar cubes go flying everywhere
but kihyun swoops you up before you can kick the teapot over
and it’s almost like,,,,there’s magic,,,,,in the way kihyun dances with you on this table
and you look up ,,,,,to see him grinning ,,,,, two different colored eyes sparkling
and you’re like “kihyun- hatter- i can’t danc-”
and he just says noNSENSE and keeps spinning you around
and hyungwon and wonho watch from their seats,,,,wonho clapping and hyungwon yawning
as kihyun waltz you up and down the table,,,,dipping you at one point so you’re almost at risk of being dropped off the table,,,but then he pulls you back up
and again you’re looking into that smiling,,,,,,,,ever so mischievous smirk and you want to say something but you’d rather just let kihyun lead you in this whimsical dance
because what’s a party without any dancing right~
Minhyuk : Cheshire Cat
purple striped ears and tail that match the purple collar around his neck
he’s super acrobatic and likes laying on branches and hanging off random things
keeps showing up above your head and disappearing in the blink of an eye???? the last thing you see are his sharp, white teeth
but if you scratch behind his ears he basically melts which is pretty cute
makes lots of jokes that kind of don’t make sense but you laugh anyway because he looks kinda cute making a fool out of himself,,,,,,,,,,and you don’t really know but he does it for the sake of your entertainment hehe
and a lot of the time you find yourself only seeing him when you’re alone
like you’ll walk through the dark forest and you’ll suddenly hear a familiar laugh
and minhyuk will lean his chin on your shoulder out of nowhere
or wrap his tail around your wrist
and it always surprises you,,,,,but he’s alway nice to see because when he’s there,,,,,you don’t feel so lonely in this new place
and one evening,,,,as you’re dining with the queen you almost spit out your drink because you see minhyuk show up behind him, picking up the crown off his head and twirling it around
and you’re trying not to laugh but ,,,,,even when minhyuk hops up onto the table in front of the queen??? like he still can’t see him????
and you excuse yourself for a moment,,,,,,,minhyuk disappearing from the table and reappearing beside you when you get back into the hall and you’re like
“????why can’t the queen see you???” and minhyuk shrugs and says something about his ‘oddness’ not matching up to the queen’s ‘madness’ and you roll your eyes because whY does everyone speak in riddles here
but you also lean up a bit to fix the collar around minhyuk’s neck because it seems like it’s lopsided
and minhyuk,,,,for the first time,,,,,,his teasing smile wavers and he puts his hand over yours and is like,,,,what are you doing
and you’re like because of your shenanigans back there your collar got turned!!! im fixing it
and minhyuk,,,,,,,,he,,,,,,,keeps his hand over yours
and you don’t really notice it but it’s actually been a long time since minhyuk has been able to touch someone physically
most of the time he plays pranks and disappears but you’re here ,,,, in front of him,,,,,,,,,,,,warm,,,,,,
and before he can control himself he nuzzles his nose against the side of your hair and you freeze up
and ,,,,,,, it’s gentle,,,,you’re not scared but??
the door opens suddenly and the queen comes barrelling in asking whAT is taking you so long and you’re like “i was with the cat- oh he’s gone?”
Hyungwon : Dormouse
his suit always has tea stains on it and his hat is practically falling off his head
hatter kihyun always puts hyungwon’s hands in teacups so when he wakes up he always scratches at his nose and he ends up with a wet hand in his face
which kihyun thinks is HILARIOUS and hyungwon just murmurs about how he really should find somewhere else to take his naps
his mouse ears are hidden in his messy hair but if he puts his head down on the table you can see them peeking out
you end up trying to clean up after another unbirthday party for the hatter and march hare,,,,,those two had escaped back into the forest saying something about a trial at the queens court
so you and hyungwon are left alone and as you’re stacking dinner plates and saucers
you notice his hand is,,,,literally in a cup of cold tea
and you mutter that kihyun is at it again so you go over and take his hand out and you use the edge of the tablecloth to dry off his long fingers
when suddenly you hear a sleepy voice ask you what is going on
and you tell hyungwon that you’re just trying to make sure kihyun’s prank doesn’t work again
and he seems to nod, but puts up his other hand to rub his eye and you grab it like WAIT i didn’t dry that one yet
and you sit there,,,,,looking up to see hyungwon slouching over you and you’re like “wait,,,,how tall are you?”
and he gets up on shakey legs and you’re like WOAH and hyungwon is like “not,,,,that tall i fit into a teapot if i tr-”
and you’re like in what teapot do those legs even manage to get into it???
and you notice when he shakes his head a bit his ears and the tail that sways behind him and you’re like “are you a-,,,,,,,,,,,,,mouse?”
and he shrugs and says that he doesn’t care what he is, but he knows he’s sleepy and you’re like ok but don’t sleep at the table hatter kihyun will comeback to prank you again
and hyungwon suddenly offers you his hand and is like
“i know a good nap,,,,,,spot,,,,,the flowers near shownu’s canopy are ,,,,,,, extra soft,,,,,,,want to go nap there - together?”
Wonho : March Hare
absolutely adores everything hatter kihyun does
unlike jooheon’s ears which are always at attention and alert,,,wonho’s lay against the side of his head and are kinda floppy when he gets up to dance
wears a different color bow tie every day and he claims it’s because you need a different bowtie for every unbirthday party
you’ve seen him speaking with the flowers and trees before and you thought he was just mad,,,,,until the flowers spoke to you too
he once told you his favorite tea is super rare because it comes from the red petals from the queen’s garden which commoners can’t have
you meet him when he’s actually not at the table with hatter kihyun and dormouse hyungwon
and he’s explaining to you that someone told him he could find the queen’s red roses on the path toward the white rabbit’s house
and so you’re walking together and you notice how much more reserved he is when kihyun isn’t around and you want to ask something
when suddenly something falls into your hands and???? it’s a red rose
and you look up and cheshire minhyuk is lounging on a branch and is like “why hare,,,,,,,you haven’t said more then three words to our traveler,,,,,,,,cat got your tongue?”
and wonho wants to say something but minhyuk drops down from the branch and picks up the rose in your hand and puts it behind your ear and is like “i know why ,,,,,,,,,,the hare is all embarrassed~”
and wonho reaches out to try and take a hold of minhyuk but the other vanishes while laughing only to reappear back on the branch this time hanging upside down off it
and he’s like “the march hare has a crush~ a crush on you~ and it’s his birthday not his unbirthday ~~~ don’t you think he deserves a gift~~~”
and with a wink sent your way minhyuk is gone and you’re standing there looking at wonho like it’s—-it’s your birthday????
and blushing,,,,using his ears to cover the bottom half of his face wonho nods and you’re like aw,,,,well it’s your birthday you should have this
and you take the rose from behind your ear and give it to wonho,,,,who seems to still be a little embarrassed and you’re like “oh! and take this-”
as you reach up to kiss his cheek
which leaves his ears standing up straight for the first time heheh
Changkyun: Red Queen
doesn’t like being called the red king because in games the king never does anything but get protected,,,,,the queen on the other hand is powerful
so if anyone calls him ‘king’ , ‘prince’, etc. well,,,,,,off with their heads
wears a red cape,,,,red crown,,,,red nail polish,,,,,,,,and most people say that the red that underlines his eyes is actually the blood of those he beheads,,,,,,
BUT those are all rumors so what do we know (they are,,,most of the time no one actually gets hurt because jooheon spends hours writing pardons for every little thing changkyun gets mad over)
likes to play croquet and likes it when you tell him he’s right,,,
the moment you stumble upon him,,,changkyun takes a liking to you because you compliment how he looks in his cape
and before you know it you find yourself at his side for his croquet game,,,even calming him down after he sentences minhyuk to be captured for making a fool out of him again
which is something no one in wonderland has ever been able to do,,,,like changkyun’s temper cannot be calmed, but all you had to do was touch his hand and smile
and it seemed like all the anger just fizzled out and changkyun just smiled back
and people keep saying that sooner or later you’ll be the queen’s chosen one,,,,,,,and you’re like he doesn’t like me like THAT MUCH
but say that to the fact that during a royal feast instead of having you sit in the chair beside his changkyun had straight up just pulled you into his lap
feeding you the reddest of cherries and draping his favorite cape of your shoulders
and hatter kihyun had come over for the ball and jokingly asked for a dance to which changkyun told him if he ever wanted to drink tea again he better bet it or else that mouth of his would be-
changkyun spent the rest of the night telling you all about how he was planning on painting every white flower in the garden red
and when you’d asked him if maybe you should change your clothing from blue to red changkyun had immediately ordered you a new,,,completely red,,,,,wardrobe
changkyun: “off with their-”
you: “here eat this red apple and kiss me instead ok?”
So uhhh how about Stan with a flower crown (THE LOSERS ARE SHOOK, PICTURES TAKEN LEFT AND RIGHT, GEORGIE IS ALIVE AND WELL AND IS CONVINCED THAT STAN IS THE PRETTIEST ANGEL EVER)
✿ bill’s mom wasn’t too keen on the idea for bill borrowing the car to take stan out on a date, but he assured that they were taking georgie to the park, and stan was just gonna help look after him! so she finally gave in and handed him the keys
✿ stan and bill were suppose to go bird watching, but stan didn’t mind georgie coming along! they went out a lot so he was glad to spend time w his favorite sailor
✿ when they arrive, stan tries to bond with georgie and show him all his favorite birds and the ones he’s gonna try to spot today in his field guide, but georgie is excited about all the different flowers! there’s so many shades of pinks and purples and even blues, and blue was his favorite
✿ georgie begged begged begged, almost on his knees for stan, to let him put flowers in his hair. he said they don’t stay in his and bill’s hair correctly, and he saw a curly haired girl at school do it and she looked “really pretty, i promise”. bill helped his brother beg too, and stan couldn’t say no to the denbrough boys
✿ georgie picked the flowers and bill put them in stan’s hair, arranging them in a halo above his ears. the flowers alternated from pretty pink sweet peas to white lilys. bill vouched for georgie, and agreed that stan looked very pretty. georgie said, voice in awe, “pretty? no, bill, he’s perfect”
✿ stan was flattered of course but he forgot all about the flowers in his hair when he branched off from the boys to continue bird watching from a greater height. when he went up hill, he bumped into his group of friends, having a make-sift lunch picnic with all the boxes of pizza they chipped in to buy together. he thought “wow, what a surprise, let me get bill and georgie real quick,” but his friends wanted him to hang around just a little longer
✿ beverly muttered curses under her breath every time stan moved, ruining on off her sneaky off guard pictures of him with the flowers in his hair
✿ ben was convinced that the sight of stan with flowers in his hair is what people wrote poetry about
✿ eddie and richie had to restrain from reaching out and touching it because, “wow, when did stan’s hair look so soft?”
✿ mike was going to speak up, let him know he had something in his hair, but beverly sent him one of the deadliest stares he’s ever received in his life, so he decided to stay quiet
✿ the losers had stan stare off in some direction away from them in the promise that there’s definitely a blue jay over there as they all snapped pictures of him
✿ normally they would’ve been excited to see bill and georgie, but they were sure he would ruin their fun when they saw the two walk hand in hand up the hill
✿ bill said simply, “babe, there’s no blue jay over there,”
✿ and stan turned to him with the cutest confused, annoyed expression, head of curls full of beautiful flowers and the sun light hit him just perfect
✿ bill just had to grab his phone from his back pocket and join in, “it’s not a b-buh-blue jay, babe. it’s a steller’s jay. you know, that one from your book? yeah, you gotta squint though it’s real far, just keep looking,”
so a lot of people say their favorite Clexa scene/moment is either The Kiss™, the Nose Boop™, or The Bow and Vow™, but I’m about to tell you why The Awkward Dinner Table™ is my favorite Clexa scene.
the first time I saw this scene, i didn’t quite notice how hilariously awkward it is for everyone except probably Lexa. it starts off with Kane offering Lexa alcohol (like that’s not creepy at all) and then speaking Trigedasleng with some bizarre accent.
But wait, that’s not even the best part–
Awkward Moment #1: There’s like (let me count) a good twenty other people in this room, yet Lexa only has eyes for Clarke.
Like, literally. She stares at Clarke for eight seconds straight (i counted) while Gustus sets the glasses down on the table. but i think the funniest part is that everyone’s got this look on their face like, this is so fucking awk. Even Gustus!
He looks at Lexa like, wtf is she doing?? now i really must poison myself bc heda’s bout to fall in love again, this shit can’t happen
Awkward Moment #2: Lexa’s STILL fucking staring
she’s like, i can do this all day don’t try me
And Indra’s like, jfc heda, you’re being so damn obvs, even my second can tell you’re digging the sky girl
And Octavia’s like: shit, i hope i didn’t leave the oven on…
Awkward Moment #3: Also didn’t notice this the first time around, but as soon as they cut away from Lexa’s super stare…
…Abby’s side-eyeing Clarke like, why the fuck is Lexa looking at you like that???
And this is when I absolutely lost it I was laughing so hard.
Clarke blatantly AVOIDS her mom’s eye contact by turning away.
Awkward Moment #4: Whoops, awkward eye contact with Kane
And fucking christ, Kane just keeps looking at her like, i know what you did last summer, while Clarke glances away a$ap rocky
Awkward Moment #902: Meanwhile…
Lexa’s taking her own sweet time pouring out TWO drinks for herself and Clarke when there’s a whole shit ton of other thirsty people at the table, like could you BE anymore obvious, Lexa?? Jesus.
BUT WAIT. Yes this entire scene is super duper awkward in the best of ways, but at the very end, when Lexa’s finally finished pouring those never-ending glasses, we get a short glimpse of Clarke looking at Lexa with the most endearing expression.
What’s even more heart-wrenching, our oblivious raccoon is not even looking up to catch Clarke’s look. It happens so quick that it’s easy to miss but if you’re like me and overanalyze everything, it’s def the best catch ever. FEEEEEELS <3<3
GAAAH my Clexa heart. Anyway, sorry. Thought this was important. Carry on with your day please. (x)
Summary: Due to the premature death of the King of your clan, his son, the alpha James Barnes, must assume his destiny and lead his people. As the tradition commands, he must choose some worthy omegas to make their his wives and with which he will ensure the subsistence of your clan. All the omega women are obliged to appear before their king, including you. Luckily for you, you would never be chosen… right?
It’s a sunny day and the streets of your city are exactly as you love them: full of life. People chatting animatedly next to stands full of fruit from which their grangers boast, children running through the crowd and mothers behind them yelling to the kids to behave. Inhaling deeply you are pleasantly surprised by the sweet smell of your favorite buns fresh from the oven. Decided, that will be your next stop.
Just before you mislead the two guards James especially chose to follow you around all day, of course.
Looking at them from the corner of your eye you see how bored they are, one of them can’t stop yawning while the other seems to want to nail himself with something sharp just to feel something. You smile to yourself, that’s part of your plan. You’ve been wandering around the market for hours, looking around, buying here and there but not really doing anything interesting, just making the two poor soldiers dizzy and waiting for they to get their guard down, so you can “get lost” and visit Nat once for all.